The 2022 Official Light The FAILos Thread

[Angel Oracle]

I gave the Halos the figurative middle finger as I drove by Angel Stadium heading home.

[Lou]

13 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

I gave the Halos the figurative middle finger as I drove by Angel Stadium heading home.

So you just thought about it?

[Angel Oracle]

20 minutes ago, Lou said:

So you just thought about it?

Nope, did it, figurative as in using Angel Stadium as a representative of the players.

[Lou]

Just now, Angel Oracle said:

Nope, did it, figurative as in using Angel Stadium as a representative of the players.

But you said "figurative middle finger".

I'll chalk this up to bad sentence structure.

[mmc]

Holy shit, these pussies can’t even find it in them to score one fucking run when they’re on an 11 game losing streak.  No heart or care whatsoever.

[Redondo]

Lol at this team right now

[arch stanton]

7 hours ago, mmc said:

Holy shit, these pussies can’t even find it in them to score one fucking run when they’re on an 11 game losing streak.  No heart or care whatsoever.

I think you're missing the big story here. 3 scoreless innings from the bullpen. Baby steps

[Angel Oracle]

You’re a total pussy Rendon’t!

A total one!

Always hurt!!!!

Thanks for nothing, Arte Moreno!

Do us a favor!

NO MORE BIG MONEY FAs FROM OTHER TEAMS!!!!

FOURTEEN FREAKING YEARS SINCE ONE WORKED OUT (Hunter)!!!!!

DO ME ANOTHER FRACKING FAVOR!!!!

NO MORE FRACKING PUS THROWERS IN THE PEN!!!

HOW MANY OTHER TEAMS HAVE AS FRACKING MANY AS THE HALOS HAVE????

DO THEY NOT BELIEVE IN HARD THROWING RELIEVERS???

EVERYONE HAS THEM NOW!!!!

13-22 against .500 or better teams, NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Edited June 15, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[gurn67]

This is now 7 straight series without winning one.

2-17 in their last 19

3 weeks ago tonight the Angels were:

1 game behind the Astros. Now 9.5 back.

7.5 games up on the Rangers, who have now passed them for 2nd place, and

9 games up on the Mariners who will probably pass them to move into 3rd place tomorrow night.

[Redondo]

Bats asleep once again

[HanfordGuy]

On 6/6/2022 at 8:42 AM, Lou said:

I'll chalk this up to bad sentence structure.

Little known fact: Poor sentence structure was one of the root causes of WWI. That crazy Kaiser and his dangling modifiers and his overuse of prepositional phrases.

[Angel Oracle]

Who teaches these fools how to run the bases?

Morris Buttermaker????

Nice first inning control, Detmers!

This team is a fracking disgrace to MLB!

Things that will happen before this joke team wins an individual series:

Reds win WS.

Jags win SB.

Coyotes win SC.

Edited June 16, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

Yes I have a prediction!

70-92 record!

Yep, 46-79 after the 24-13 start

Currently about to be 5-22

They can easily go 41-57 the rest of the fracking season!!!!

This is a fracking shameful way to play baseball!

What’s going to change it????

Are you proud of the destruction you created, Chick Morono, aka Weekend at Arte’s?????

Edited June 16, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

First series prediction:

Seattle takes 4 out of 5.

Meanwhile, Detmers channeling his inner Weaney!

Edited June 16, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

I hope they get no hit!

Stick it to these QUITTERS!!!!!

Name even ONE team more disgraceful over the past month????

Up yours, Weekend at Arte’s!!!

Who’s the next overpriced FA you are going to bring in from outside the org????

Albertross Pujols, Hackilton, Upton, RenDon’tStayHealthy

Edited June 16, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

Punt on the season!

Next month, trade Loup, Tepera, and Thor.

Then release Rengifo, Wade, and Lagares.

Rengifo has had plenty of time to develop, but still can’t hit and can’t field.  He’s 25, but still plays like he did at 22.  No change whatsoever 

Edited June 16, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Tank]

2 hours ago, Angel Oracle said:

First series prediction:

Seattle takes 4 out of 5.

Meanwhile, Detmers channeling his inner Weaney!

The best thing about the Seattle series is that O’Neal isn’t going on the trip. 
 

#smallvictories

[Angel Oracle]

DFA Poup!

No one will trade for him.

Finished!

Edited June 18, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

Watch Seattle’s pen and LEARN!!!!

[Stradling]

32 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

Watch Seattle’s pen and LEARN!!!!

They lost. 

[Angel Oracle]

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

They lost. 

Because of one Trout swing and Quijada showing expensive relievers Poup and Doug Corbett Tepera how it’s done

[Angel Oracle]

So much for this homestand!

[Angel Oracle]

Things that will happen before this offense ever hits a groove?

Everything!!!!!!

[Angel Oracle]

Get ready to trade Thor, Loup, and Tepera in late July!

This team ain’t contending!

No f*cking offense!!!!!

[Angel Oracle]

79 runs in the past 26 games

Worst offense in the AL in that time?

No way they are contending!!!!!