Holy Hell, Trevor Bauer 2.0!

[yk9001]

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, PattyD22 said:

Son of a bitch @Jason.  Cooter just doesn’t get enough play.  Makes me laugh like a 4th grader every time I read that word.

As a matter of fact, I may bring it up in casual conversation with the wife tonight at dinner to see her reaction.

"This Spaghetti Bolognese is great, honey! But you know what would be even better? *looks at wife seductively*...If we got the kids a new scooter! Wouldn't they just love that? Yeah they could have so much fun riding on that thing! You know what I'd like to ride? *looks wife up and down* The Matterhorn! We should take the kids to Disney! Just make sure you shave your cooter, huh. It'll be a great time!"

[tdawg87]

I'm an adult, btw.

[PattyD22]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

"This Spaghetti Bolognese is great, honey! But you know what would be even better? *looks at wife seductively*...If we got the kids a new scooter! Wouldn't they just love that? Yeah they could have so much fun riding on that thing! You know what I'd like to ride? *looks wife up and down* The Matterhorn! We should take the kids to Disney! Just make sure you shave your cooter, huh. It'll be a great time!"

You think it will work?

[tdawg87]

Just now, PattyD22 said:

You think it will work?

[Jason]

12 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Nice

[WicketMaiden]

2 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Exactly. What kung fu style was he using?

 

Surely it depends on the size of the arse to be hit? Some of the bottoms I've seen could take those Kung Fu fists like a trifle taking a spoon.

Anyone got a picture of the girl's arse? Or a similar arse would do...purely in the interests of science you understand.

[Angels Fan Forever]

41 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

My Alma Mater!! Goooooo Devvvvillllssss!!

Two in the pink and one in the stink...

[Lou]

45 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Stripper Pole University

[Blarg]

44 minutes ago, Angels Fan Forever said:

My Alma Mater!! Goooooo Devvvvillllssss!!

Two in the pink and one in the stink...

Misogynist. 

[Angels Fan Forever]

9 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Misogynist. 

Impotent Cuckold

[failos]

That pic of the cheerleaders saved this thread. Shit was getting weird in here.

[Tank]

4 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

And as far as pitching, we thought our bullpen chokes!

When the Dodgers come to Anaheim next, this needs to be on some kind of sign in the stands. @PattyD22make this happen.

[tdawg87]

I have...an erection.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, PattyD22 said:

Son of a bitch @Jason.  Cooter just doesn’t get enough play.  Makes me laugh like a 4th grader every time I read that word.

I was gonna say the exact same thing.

[PattyD22]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

When the Dodgers come to Anaheim next, this needs to be on some kind of sign in the stands. @PattyD22make this happen.

On it

[ten ocho recon scout]

4 hours ago, Jason said:

If it’s this one then it could hit the hole, taint and part of the cooter 

"The defendant then proceeded to conduct whats known as a 'credit card swipe' on the victim"

[ten ocho recon scout]

2 hours ago, Angels Fan Forever said:

Impotent Cuckold

I read this in what I imagine @WicketMaiden's voice sounds like. All proper and British.

[Taylor]

Impotent Cuckold is the name of @cals' band Sky Wizard's highly anticipated sophomore album, following their debut album, Erotic Dementia.

[Stradling]

14 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Impotent Cuckold is the name of @cals' band Sky Wizard's highly anticipated sophomore album, following their debut album, Erotic Dementia.

I thought their debut album was Covid Kissed the Drummer. 

[Lou]

1 hour ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

I read this in what I imagine @WicketMaiden's voice sounds like. All proper and British.

So did i 

 

 

 

now

[Docwaukee]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

 

Screw you guys.  You know I have feelings just like a regular person.

remember you loaned then to your neighbor a few years ago and he never gave them back?  They're probably still in his garage.  

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Impotent Cuckold is the name of @cals' band Sky Wizard's highly anticipated sophomore album, following their debut album, Erotic Dementia.

I dare you to diagram that sentence.

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

So did i 

 

 

 

now

I read everything he posts in the voice of DC Arnott.

[yk9001]

You got another athlete to cape for, @cals