Trumped

[tdawg87]

Who even is Jared Kushner?

[JarsOfClay]

20 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Who even is Jared Kushner?

Ivanka's husband, and the inner voice in Trump's head.

[tdawg87]

7 minutes ago, JarsOfClay said:

Ivanka's husband, and the inner voice in Trump's head.

Yes but, who is he? Why is he even talking about anything? 

[JarsOfClay]

11 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Yes but, who is he? Why is he even talking about anything? 

Trump thinks he's smart, it was Jared who told Trump not to take the corona virus seriously and that the media was hyping it up. I guess when you're so dumb, a guy like Jared can seem smart to you.

[JarsOfClay]

You can't make this shit up. It's a shame people are dying because of this.

[Lou]

On 3/7/2017 at 3:08 PM, tdawg87 said:

He's a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt

3 years later and the libs are still chasing the same carrot. 

[tdawg87]

19 minutes ago, Lou said:

3 years later and the libs are still chasing the same carrot. 

Ha. Because carrots are orange.

[gotbeer]

8 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Who even is Jared Kushner?

Watch Dirty Money on Netflix.  

[the dude abides]

11 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Who even is Jared Kushner?

He’s the guy whose wife Trump wants to nail.

[Rico]

Still waiting on that Google website Trump promised. 

[angelinkc]

I enjoyed trump bragging about models. 

[Taylor]

11 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Ha. Because carrots are orange.

Orange vegetable bad

[RallyMo]

2 hours ago, Rico said:

Still waiting on that Google website Trump promised. 

It'll probably be here before we get adequate PPE with which to take care of patients. 

[Crampknees]

Straight from the mouth of Slumlord millionaire himself. 

"What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody to be a mayor or governor or president, you're trying to think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis," Kushner said. "This is a time of crisis, and you're seeing certain people are better managers than others."

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Fireball said:

Straight from the mouth of Slumlord millionaire himself. 

"What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody to be a mayor or governor or president, you're trying to think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis," Kushner said. "This is a time of crisis, and you're seeing certain people are better managers than others."

The irony is strong with the Kush.

[tdawg87]

12 hours ago, the dude abides said:

He’s the guy whose wife Trump wants to nail.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 4/4/2020 at 12:39 PM, Fireball said:

Straight from the mouth of Slumlord millionaire himself. 

"What a lot of the voters are seeing now is that when you elect somebody to be a mayor or governor or president, you're trying to think about who will be a competent manager during the time of crisis," Kushner said. "This is a time of crisis, and you're seeing certain people are better managers than others."

You have to give him credit. He is telling people not to vote for Trump in November.

[Claude]

Tommy Lee lol 

An open letter to the president

Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats... In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out...
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That's like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you mr. president. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You'll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket.

[tdawg87]

Dr. Orangebad

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Now he is advising people to take a drug that his own medical adviser says is not proven to be of value in treating COVID-19, and has such severe side effects that some people have died from taking it.

Trump is touting experimental drugs for COVID-19, saying they're 'not going to hurt' people. But the drugs have severe side effects, and misuse has led to poisoning and even death

"It's a powerful drug on malaria, and there are scientific works on this. Some strong signs," Trump said, adding that the US had a stockpile of over 29 million hydroxychloroquine pills of that might be used to treat COVID-19.

"What do you have to lose?" he said repeatedly, at one point adding: "If it does work, it would be a shame if we didn't do it early."

Your life, for starters, you incompetent poser.

[Jason]

1 hour ago, Vegas Halo Fan said:

Now he is advising people to take a drug that his own medical adviser says is not proven to be of value in treating COVID-19, and has such severe side effects that some people have died from taking it.

Trump is touting experimental drugs for COVID-19, saying they're 'not going to hurt' people. But the drugs have severe side effects, and misuse has led to poisoning and even death

"It's a powerful drug on malaria, and there are scientific works on this. Some strong signs," Trump said, adding that the US had a stockpile of over 29 million hydroxychloroquine pills of that might be used to treat COVID-19.

"What do you have to lose?" he said repeatedly, at one point adding: "If it does work, it would be a shame if we didn't do it early."

Your life, for starters, you incompetent poser.

What are the doctors recommending people take?

[tdawg87]

26 minutes ago, Jason said:

What are the doctors recommending people take?

Nothing.

[Claude]

28 minutes ago, Jason said:

What are the doctors recommending people take?

Last rights for many.

[tdawg87]

The President of the United States.

[Jason]

8 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Nothing.

 

6 minutes ago, RendZone said:

Last rights for many.

Sounds really helpful and encouraging