Trumped

[arch stanton]

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

Does the coronavirus cause excessive shitting? 

What kind of respiratory illnesses have you been having?

[Jason]

16 minutes ago, Tank said:

Note to self: avoid going to Jason’s house for cinco de Mayo.

Yeah, make sure you shut it off before standing up. It’s not good for the ceiling 

[Lou]

8 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

What kind of respiratory illnesses have you been having?

One that doesn't require an exorbitant amount of toilet paper

[JarsOfClay]

26 minutes ago, Lou said:

Does the coronavirus cause excessive shitting? 

Sorta, it causes diarrhea.

[Jason]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110163/amp/Mexico-wants-close-border-Americans-stop-spread-coronavirus.html
 

LMAO if there’s any truth to this

[Lou]

6 minutes ago, JarsOfClay said:

Sorta, it causes diarrhea.

So people buy cases of tp when they get diarrhea? 

Strange. 

[angelinkc]

7 hours ago, Taylor said:

https://www.npr.org/2020/03/13/815363362/fact-check-trumps-accusations-about-the-obama-administration-and-swine-flu

Well, it was bound to happen. Trump is blaming his lackluster response to COVID-19 on—you guessed it—Obama!

 

thats really unfair by him. obama never once blamed bush

[Crampknees]

 

[Jason]

14 hours ago, Lou said:

You have lefty friends?

Yep and I have some black, gun owning republican friends too. 

[Jason]

8 hours ago, calscuf said:

The Mexicans will probably build a wall (and pay for it) and Trump will be re-elected and hailed as a genius.

That would call for a classic Mike Scioscia tip of the cap

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, Jason said:

Yep and I have some black, gun owning republican friends too. 

Your Republican friends didn't hear that slavery was outlawed?

[Lou]

3 hours ago, Jason said:

Yep and I have some black, gun owning republican friends too. 

Me, too!

[Amazing Larry]

3 hours ago, Jason said:

That would call for a classic Mike Scioscia tip of the cap

[Taylor]

Trump will 100% take credit for it.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

We can always count on disinformation from our Commander in Chief, regardless of the topic.

Trump: 1,700 Google Engineers Working On Coronavirus Site. Google Says ... Actually, No

President Trump told the nation in a press conference today today that Google has 1,700 engineers building a website to help detect coronavirus and facilitate country-wide testing. That’s news to Google, which quickly clarified the situation on Twitter.

[Taylor]

Apparently the stock market rebounded after Trump mentioned Google.

[Blarg]

Thanks, Trump!

[AngelsLakersFan]

So is Trump gona survive the virus?

[Jason]

Nice to see the LA Times focusing on the important stuff 

[St1ck]

54 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Apparently the stock market rebounded after Trump mentioned Google.

And that's all he fucking cares about.

Trump signs chart showing stock market rally after he declared national emergency over coronavirus | TheHill
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/487588-trump-signs-chart-showing-stock-market-rally-after-he-declared

[St1ck]

17 minutes ago, Jason said:

Nice to see the LA Times focusing on the important stuff 

You would hope he would have the decency not to wear campaign items to this stuff.

[Jay]

The official Twitter account of Google’s communications department also posted the following statement tonight. In it, Google says it is “partnering with the U.S. government in developing a nationwide website that includes information about COVID-19 symptoms, risk and testing information.”

https://techcrunch.com/2020/03/14/white-house-now-says-pilot-of-coronavirus-screening-site-will-roll-out-monday-for-bay-area/

[fan_since79]

2 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

And that's all he fucking cares about.

Trump signs chart showing stock market rally after he declared national emergency over coronavirus | TheHill
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/487588-trump-signs-chart-showing-stock-market-rally-after-he-declared

Haha, it's liable to be 2,000 down on Monday.

Extreme trading and shorting, and the big boys are making money whether the market soars or dives. They couldn't care less about the economy or the financial health of Americans.

[Crampknees]

8 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

So is Trump gona survive the virus?

He took the test and it was a perfect test.  Not only does he not have the virus it showed him to be in better physical shape than anyone at the NFL combine.

Here is the swab they used to test him.

[Taylor]

15 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

And that's all he fucking cares about.

Trump signs chart showing stock market rally after he declared national emergency over coronavirus | TheHill
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/487588-trump-signs-chart-showing-stock-market-rally-after-he-declared

Both sides! Every president does this.