Gameday Thread: Angels @ Blue Jays 6/17/2019 4:07 Start (Upton batting 4th)

[krAbs]

3 minutes ago, Calzone 2 said:

We really do need to get to .500 so we can relax the rest of the season. 

Yeahhhh, as the team does better, we can get ready to replace "we can't even hit .500" with "we can't even get the WC spot" then "we can't even get the top WC spot" then "we can't even win the division" then "we can't even get the best record in baseball" then "we can't even sweep the playoffs" (depending on however far up this list we got). This board will never stop bitching.

[tdawg87]

Once again, I can't stop farting.

[Claude]

17 minutes ago, Taylor said:

tdawg loves Asians so much, he turns Japanese several times per day.

 

[Blarg]

45 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Gubi just assumes all asians are Angel fans now

@gotbeer?

[Blarg]

Another meaningless home run by Trout.

[eligrba4ever]

TROUT!!! 10 runs. Double digits.

[robblin17]

Blue Jays announcer just said, "This guy needs a higher league. He's just the best there is."

[tdawg87]

Trout sucks

[failos]

[Lou]

If there's one thing I've learned by watching this game is that everyone in Toronto is ugly 

[eligrba4ever]

8 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

Once again, I can't stop farting.

Tell mom to buy dry dog food.

[Blarg]

Perfectly placed hit by Ohtani.

[gotbeer]

3 minutes ago, Blarg said:

@gotbeer?

Not any Asians I know.  They all think they can play basketball, and wear blue with glitter all over them.  

And I won't even tell you about the girls.

[goldenGlove]

sick offense

It's gonna be nasty when we have Simmons and eventually Adell in it

[Blarg]

1 minute ago, robblin17 said:

Blue Jays announcer just said, "This guy needs a higher league. He's just the best there is."

Well, he is playing against a minor league team tonight.

[BackUpTheTruck]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

If there's one thing I've learned by watching this game is that everyone in Toronto is ugly 

What about the trainer?

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, robblin17 said:

Blue Jays announcer just said, "This guy needs a higher league. He's just the best there is."

That was great.

Another good broadcast team 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, BackUpTheTruck said:

What about the trainer?

I'm guessing she's not from Toronto 

[robblin17]

1 minute ago, Lou said:

That was great.

Another good broadcast team 

Very good. Who is the PBP guy? Isn't he on ESPN sometimes?

[AngelsLakersFan]

3 minutes ago, BackUpTheTruck said:

What about the trainer?

She's on a work visa

[Lou]

1 minute ago, robblin17 said:

Very good. Who is the PBP guy? Isn't he on ESPN sometimes?

I think so. His voice sounds familiar

[Justin]

3 minutes ago, robblin17 said:

Very good. Who is the PBP guy? Isn't he on ESPN sometimes?

Dan Shulman. He used to do a lot of ESPN, including Sunday Night Baseball for seven years. Vasgersian took over for him last season and it's not nearly as good now. 

[Blarg]

Just saw a train wreck of a slide in the college world series. Michigan runner tries to slide headfirst into third and lands early and awkward, not really sliding. One of those hands first slide but they weren't forward enough and it's like he did a flop and bounced his head off the clay before kind of a crash landing into third. Pretty damn ugly and will probably hit the Twitter circuit soon. They were bandaging his forehead up in the dugout. 

[T.G.]

Vlad, Jr. Is slooooow

[eligrba4ever]

Nice 6-4-3 DP by Tovar.