Confession

[mp170.6]

10 hours ago, Brandon said:

there's a distinct difference between a huge black man's dick and a black man's huge dick.

How would you know?

[Brandon]

10 hours ago, mp170.6 said:

How would you know?

because I passed high school english

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, Brandon said:

because I passed high school english

The irony.

[Brandon]

because i, brandon, have obtained a satisfactory educational requirement per high school requirements in the scholarly arts of english.

is that better, dickhead?

Edited December 22, 2017 by Brandon

[Blarg]

I'll let @EnglishCop make the ruling.

[Tank]

19 hours ago, True Grich said:

That would be the worst...

this must be in an nba lockerroom.

[Angel Oracle]

On 12/13/2017 at 4:25 PM, Brandon said:

some weird bathroom quirks:

- if someone is in a stall i won't go in the empty one and try to find another bathroom or wait. i then wash my hands like i purposely walked in to do just that instead of walking in and then out.

- solitaire seems to be my game of choice and sometimes i won't get up or finish until i beat the current game i'm playing.

Guilty on the first one

Partly on the second, I will play videos while sitting in the can.

[Brandon]

with the volume up? haha

that would be dope to walk into a bathroom and some dude is in the stall taking a shit and watching sports highlights or some comedy show. bonus points if they start laughing.

[Blarg]

I've watched the Angels while in the bathroom at work but with the sound muted. 

[tdawg87]

3 hours ago, Blarg said:

I've watched the Angels while in the bathroom at work but with the sound muted. 

If Pujols was hitting you didn't have the sound muted.

[tdawg87]

On 12/20/2017 at 7:58 PM, Rico said:

My shit the other day looked like a yuge black man's dick.

A black stool is a common symptom of Diverticulitis, a stomach ulcer, or worse. I definitely recommend checking with your @Dochalo and going over your options.

[Tank]

6 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

If Pujols was hitting you didn't have the sound muted.

Do not be silly. Ground balls to second base make as much sound as a pop up.

[Blarg]

The last four days I've been splattering the bowl with loose mud at least three times a day. You would think I'd be losing wieght this way. It never seems to work like that. 

[Jason]

12 hours ago, Blarg said:

The last four days I've been splattering the bowl with loose mud at least three times a day. You would think I'd be losing wieght this way. It never seems to work like that. 

That is the worst and is usually very messy to clean up. I learned what helps to reduce the messy splatter is that you need to lean back a bit more. Most people lean forward too much and spray their shit directly at the porcelain and miss the water all together. 

[Brandon]

i prefer to shit in the top of the toilet. i believe the kids call this an upper decker.

[T.G.]

It all makes sense now.  No wonder @Adam's kid was terrified of pooping.

[notherhalo]

I hate or somethings am amused when I take a screenshot of something on my phone, in a public bathroom, with the sound on

it makes it appear like I was having some kind of photo session while taking a dump, than I have to wash my hands in the airport bathroom getting extended looks from guys wondering, what the F*ck was this guy taking 6 pictures of

[T.G.]