Zodiac Signs Changed By NASA — Has Your Whole Life Been A Lie?

[Robrock30]

Believe it or not, NASA has discovered a thirteenth zodiac sign. They announced their discovery and also shared that the sign’s presence has shifted all of the other signs. What does that mean? Well, it means that there is a really good chance the zodiac sign you spent your whole entire life believing was your own is actually wrong. Gah!

Most signs now start later than originally thought, with people who thought they were Capricorns now finding out they are a Sagittarius, and those who believed they were a Cancer realizing they are actually a Gemini. One of the most bizarre changes is that Scorpio went from being approximately a full month to just six days long.

The new horoscopes, including the new sign, are as follows:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11
Pisces: March 11 – April 18
Aries: April 18 – May 13
Taurus: May 13 – June 21
Gemini: June 21 – July 20
Cancer: July 20 – Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 – Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 – Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 – Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 – Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 – Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 – Jan. 20

http://hollywoodlife.com/2016/09/28/zodiac-signs-changed-nasa-new-horoscope/

[Gavin]

I don't know if there is anything that's dumber than people believing their "presence" is determined by horoscope signs. Any time I see a person post their horoscopes on Facebook, or any other social media source, I immediately know that he/she is: 1) an emotional nutcase 2) not the sharpest tool in the shed 3) most likely promiscuous and 4) an easy target on a Saturday night.

[Ray McKigney]

Why do the starting and ending dates double up? For instance, if a person was born on Nov 23 are they a Libra or Scorpio? Or both? I need to know because it determines how I will live my life.

[eaterfan]

I don't really believe in any of that stuff but my imaginary friend Jesús will be devastated. He loves living his life based on this made up crap. I try to take a more rational approach to how I live my life.

[mrwicked]

f*ck aries.

team taurus 4 lyfe.

[Tank]

the signs have changed? oh, great. you might just as well have told me i was raised by wild wolves because my real parents were abducted by aliens.

[Slegnaac]

I guess we will never be able to solve the Zodiac Killer case now. 

[Angels_Make_Me_Drink]

4 hours ago, mrwicked said:

f*ck aries.

team taurus 4 lyfe.

Word up! You can be the President. I'll be the Sergeant at Arms!

Taurus!

[ten ocho recon scout]

3 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

I guess we will never be able to solve the Zodiac Killer case now. 

Or, maybe he slips up and identifies himself by trying to clarify all of this like we are.

[Slegnaac]

2 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Or, maybe he slips up and identifies himself by trying to clarify all of this like we are.

Or commits a new crime related to the 13th sign.

Thanks Obama! 

[Blarg]

Still an Aquarius which is kind of ironic. 

[Lou]

18 hours ago, Ray McKigney said:

Why do the starting and ending dates double up? For instance, if a person was born on Nov 23 are they a Libra or Scorpio? Or both? I need to know because it determines how I will live my life.

Lorpio 

[Lou]

I'm still a man, which means I know nothing about astrology nor do I care.

[Slegnaac]

A Man's got to know his limitations