Caption this photo of Pujols and Ortiz

[HALOS23]

Ortiz: No problem. How much Juice you need? 

Pujols: This many, mang

[ten ocho recon scout]

4 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Check. His. Stats. Mang.

From stats to fats

[Docwaukee]

I literally can't believe he's fatter than Papi.  I used to think that he's changed his approach but a huge part of his decline has to be motivation.  What a shame.  

[bloodbrother]

Angels paying $12.5 million per man boob on Albert this year

[Ace-Of-Diamonds]

12 hours ago, bloodbrother said:

 

My pay check is this big, how big is yours Papi?

[Chimi]

"So like, we took the lead and Scioscia decides to bring in Salas and we're all like wtf"

[Section517]

I'm usually knocking Fat Albert, but I wonder how much of his weight gain is due to lack of cardio because of his damaged knees.  

[Ray McKigney]

22 hours ago, bloodbrother said:

Also be amazed at the great shape Pujols is in!

"It's not my fault. The equipment guy didn't have anything bigger than 3XL."

[JarsOfClay]

3 hours ago, Section517 said:

I'm usually knocking Fat Albert, but I wonder how much of his weight gain is due to lack of cardio because of his damaged knees.  

None, he simply needs to eat less calories.

[IEAngelsfan]

3 hours ago, Section517 said:

I'm usually knocking Fat Albert, but I wonder how much of his weight gain is due to lack of cardio because of his damaged knees.  

That may explain his weight gain, but he's had 4 months now to lose it.

[AngelsLakersFan]

16 hours ago, Dochalo said:

I literally can't believe he's fatter than Papi.  I used to think that he's changed his approach but a huge part of his decline has to be motivation.  What a shame.  

All you have to do to know who is the better hitter is look at that photo.

[AngelsLakersFan]

4 hours ago, Section517 said:

I'm usually knocking Fat Albert, but I wonder how much of his weight gain is due to lack of cardio because of his damaged knees.  

You don't have to always put strain on your knees doing cardio. I'm sure he has a pool, someone needs to tell him to use it.

[kevinb]

Just funny in this photo Pujols looks old and fat and Papi's arms are huge 

[NJHalo]

On ‎7‎/‎1‎/‎2016 at 5:49 PM, bloodbrother said:

Also be amazed at the great shape Pujols is in!

Big Papi: "The FBI and MLB said I was "Extremely Careless" with my PED use, but did not do so with criminal intent. Therefore, there will be no charges"

Pujols: "Right back at-cha"

 

[ELEVEN]

On Friday, July 01, 2016 at 8:01 PM, Kevin said:

"$250 million buys a lot of In n' Out."

Mang, now I want InO.

[Angel Oracle]

Big Poopy:   "Are you going to be the Staypuff Marshmellow for Halloween?"

Pujols:  "Nah Mang, I'm going for the Refrigerator Perry look."

[Junkballer]

Pujols: I put that Smidgeon of Pigeon on everything!

[John Stellman]

On 7/1/2016 at 2:49 PM, bloodbrother said:

Also be amazed at the great shape Pujols is in!

They paid you how much?

[Mark68]

See what happens when you get to have In N Out all the time? All I have is Dunkin' Donuts and 99, so I stay away and stay in shape. You fat, Albert.