Random Thoughts Thread

[katie]

The Irvine Regional Park is not in Irvine. 

[St1ck]

19 minutes ago, katie said:

The Irvine Regional Park is not in Irvine. 

They are both named after the same person. James Irvine. 

[katie]

35 minutes ago, St1ck said:

They are both named after the same person. James Irvine. 

Well it’s confusing. If I’d known, I would have left my house earlier. 

[St1ck]

34 minutes ago, katie said:

Well it’s confusing. If I’d known, I would have left my house earlier. 

If only we had a handheld computer with a built in map so that we can determine these things before driving. 

I used to take my son there all the time when he was younger. It's cool at Christmas because you take the train to see Santa and they have the trees lit up along the way. 

[HanfordGuy]

Never blame others for the road you’re on…

That’s your own Asphalt.

[HanfordGuy]

I’m not a believer in intuition but I have a feeling that I will, someday soon.

[Tank]

Bruce Willis continues to decline. Family now says he’s been diagnosed with dementia. 

[HanfordGuy]

If people from Poland are called Poles…why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

[Tank]

6 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

If people from Poland are called Poles…why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

if olive oil is made from olives, and coconut oil is made from coconuts, what is baby oil made from?

[Blarg]

Aborted fetuses, just ask @Kotchman. 

[WicketMaiden]

47 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

If people from Poland are called Poles…why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

Because Holland is just a part of The Netherlands (Nederlands) and the people are called Nederlanders.

[HanfordGuy]

25 minutes ago, WicketMaiden said:

Because Holland is just a part of The Netherlands (Nederlands) and the people are called Nederlanders.

[Kotchman]

 Niger and Nigeria are also perplexing 

[HanfordGuy]

When bald people wash their faces, how high up do they go?

[Blarg]

The back of their neck. 

[PattyD22]

When you are assembling something (like a new television cabinet, like I am), somewhere in this world there are some people laughing their asses off when you are done and there are about 8-10 pieces of hardware left over and you have that same, confused look on your face like I do.  They know full well they are fucking with you but do it anyway.

Where the fuck do these fucking pieces go?  And back to the instruction book you go, wondering what step you missed.  Jerks.
 

 

 

[Blarg]

No way it is cool as this.

 

[gotbeer]

54 minutes ago, PattyD22 said:

When you are assembling something (like a new television cabinet, like I am), somewhere in this world there are some people laughing their asses off when you are done and there are about 8-10 pieces of hardware left over and you have that same, confused look on your face like I do.  They know full well they are fucking with you but do it anyway.

Where the fuck do these fucking pieces go?  And back to the instruction book you go, wondering what step you missed.  Jerks.
 

 

 

 

Grats on retirement.  Obviously, you forgot the first step in the instruction manual.  Start your first beer.  Also, as an FYI, the page numbers are there to tell you what number beer you should be on.  That way when you finish, and the wife asks you why the television cabinet looks like it's leaning, you can say it was the beer.  

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, PattyD22 said:

When you are assembling something (like a new television cabinet, like I am), somewhere in this world there are some people laughing their asses off when you are done and there are about 8-10 pieces of hardware left over and you have that same, confused look on your face like I do.  They know full well they are fucking with you but do it anyway.

Where the fuck do these fucking pieces go?  And back to the instruction book you go, wondering what step you missed.  Jerks.
 

 

 

I always tell my wife that there's some guy sitting around telling a story about leaving out 1 Bolt or screw to drive Americans crazy trying to figure out what they did wrong, lol 

[PattyD22]

11 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

 

Grats on retirement.  Obviously, you forgot the first step in the instruction manual.  Start your first beer.  Also, as an FYI, the page numbers are there to tell you what number beer you should be on.  That way when you finish, and the wife asks you why the television cabinet looks like it's leaning, you can say it was the beer.  

Thanks GB.  Obviously I should have consulted with you prior.  But now I’m almost done and only on beer #2.  Still wondering why I have so many parts left over, though?  
 

Somewhere in Mexico, workers are laughing about it.

[gotbeer]

2 hours ago, PattyD22 said:

Thanks GB.  Obviously I should have consulted with you prior.  But now I’m almost done and only on beer #2.  Still wondering why I have so many parts left over, though?  
 

Somewhere in Mexico, workers are laughing about it.

Made in Mexico you say?  They are busy taking their Siesta's, after having more beers than you making your order.  Now if it was made in China, one of the pieces would have broke, and you'd be short a piece.

[Lou]

3 hours ago, PattyD22 said:

Thanks GB.  Obviously I should have consulted with you prior.  But now I’m almost done and only on beer #2.  Still wondering why I have so many parts left over, though?  
 

Somewhere in Mexico, workers are laughing about it.

Watched Xander choke, eh?

[PattyD22]

4 hours ago, Lou said:

Watched Xander choke, eh?

Yes.  You caught that @Lou?

Of course you did.  You’re astute.  I thought you might have made a comment about the Coors Light beer first, though buddy.

[Lou]

47 minutes ago, PattyD22 said:

Yes.  You caught that @Lou?

Of course you did.  You’re astute.  I thought you might have made a comment about the Coors Light beer first, though buddy.

I decided to leave that to @cals

[Blarg]

9 hours ago, PattyD22 said:

 

All that hard work and you put a cheap beer watermark on the finish. Sad.