Dodgers Fans Vandalized My Car in Yorba Linda

[well_red]

13 hours ago, Φαήλος said:

I went to pick up some Angels gear on Sunday at Dick’s Sporting Goods and saw some Shitty ass Doyers fans (and Clippers fans).

I'm calling bullshit on this story, we all know there are no Clippers fans.  

[St1ck]

8 minutes ago, well_red said:

I'm calling bullshit on this story, we all know there are no Clippers fans.  

I know a few Clippers fans. Strangely enough every single one of them also like to hang out in sporting good store parking lots with paint cans. 

[m0nkey]

Do we have to play the Guess the Ethnicity game?

[failos]

42 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

I know a few Clippers fans. Strangely enough every single one of them also like to hang out in sporting good store parking lots with paint cans. 

Wasn’t spray paint you horse’s ass. It was the squeezable kind which was why I was able to remove it so quickly/easily. Felt like something a child would do.

[St1ck]

18 minutes ago, Φαήλος said:

Wasn’t spray paint you horse’s ass. It was the squeezable kind which was why I was able to remove it so quickly/easily. Felt like something a child would do.

I said paint cans not spray paint. To be fair when you made up this story last night you never specified what kind of paint these vandalist used. 

[failos]

1 minute ago, st1ckboy said:

I said paint cans not spray paint. To be fair when you made up this story last night you never specified what kind of paint these vandalist used. 

You’re really invested in this story aren’t you?

[St1ck]

12 hours ago, Φαήλος said:

Reported

You ever get a response back on this? They will probably be mulling it over all weekend. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, well_red said:

I'm calling bullshit on this story, we all know there are no Clippers fans.  

@fishbulb would like to meet you in an alley after work for such an egregious insult.

[Erstad Grit]

[Taylor]

6 hours ago, Jay said:

And here I thought you were intelligent.

Says the dude who lives in Idaho. 

[Taylor]

2 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

I said paint cans not spray paint. To be fair when you made up this story last night you never specified what kind of paint these vandalist used. 

Is a vandalist someone who follows the teachings of the infamous Art Vandelay?

 

 

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, Taylor said:

Is a vandalist someone who follows the teachings of the infamous Art Vandelay?

 

 

Nope. Alumnus from the University of Idaho. 

[Taylor]

3 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Nope. Alumnus from the University of Idaho. 

So Jay vandalized failos' car to own the libs Dodger fans?

[Puget Sound Angel]

Dodgers fans are anamals.

[failos]

19 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Says the dude who lives in Idaho. 

Oh snap

[failos]

32 minutes ago, Erstad Grit said:

Gross

[failos]

5 minutes ago, cals said:

I wonder if you google it if you can find cartoon porn with Pinocchio nose fucking some chick.

If you have to ask you’ll never know.

[Hot Damn!]

Total bummer to hear about your soft top Miata getting vandalized by thugs at the Dicks in Yorba Linda with the crayola bathtub paint. Stay safe my friend. 

[failos]

30 minutes ago, Hot Damn! said:

Total bummer to hear about your soft top Miata getting vandalized by thugs at the Dicks in Yorba Linda with the crayola bathtub paint. Stay safe my friend. 

Wtf? How do you know the make/model of my car?

[Tank]

Holy smokes, @Hot Damn! is alive! 
 

what’s up, man?

[St1ck]

10 minutes ago, Tank said:

Holy smokes, @Hot Damn! is alive! 
 

what’s up, man?

He can't talk right now. He's on the run from the cops. I can't tell you why but if you go through his past comments you can read about his love of hanging out in parking lots, and that he loathes the state of Colorado.  

[Tank]

2 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

He can't talk right now. He's on the run from the cops. I can't tell you why but if you go through his past comments you can read about his love of hanging out in parking lots, and that he loathes the state of Colorado.  

Wow, what a Dick.

I think I’ll do some painting this afternoon. 

[failos]

1 hour ago, st1ckboy said:

He can't talk right now. He's on the run from the cops. I can't tell you why but if you go through his past comments you can read about his love of hanging out in parking lots, and that he loathes the state of Colorado.  

Dude he’s definitely suspect #1! I never shared any info about my car in this thread other than the soft top

[UndertheHalo]

So what’s the consensus ? Did failos make this shit up ? Is there a gang of roving Doyer hoodlums stalking Yorba Linda ? 

[failos]

15 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

So what’s the consensus ? Did failos make this shit up ? Is there a gang of roving Doyer hoodlums stalking Yorba Linda ? 

I most definitely did not make this up. I usually troll but this time I’m telling the truth. I swear on Trout’s life.