Dodgers Fans Vandalized My Car in Yorba Linda

[failos]

7 minutes ago, Stradling said:

Well the Dodgers are playing Colorado right now.  

I know Rockies fans loathe the Dodgers, but Dodgers fans don’t think twice about the Rockies. Still though, they’re irrational blockheads. Anyways this happened on Sunday (the day I asked for the Angels Zoom backgrounds here)

[failos]

1 minute ago, st1ckboy said:

Someone vandalized your car and you didn't take photos in case you needed to make an insurance claim? 

My first instincts were to clean it off, not make an insurance claim and increase my premiums or satiate your paranoia. I’d have made a claim if the paint been thrown on the body of the car. Now kindly fuck off. Thanks.

[UndertheHalo]

You should have transformed into Michael Douglas in Falling Down.  That’s the only way I would have 100% believed your story. 

[failos]

4 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

You should have transformed into Michael Douglas in Falling Down.  That’s the only way I would have 100% believed your story. 

Too bad I wasn’t carrying my Glock 19

[UndertheHalo]

Just now, Φαήλος said:

Too bad I wasn’t carrying my Glock 19

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Φαήλος said:

My first instincts were to clean it off, not make an insurance claim and increase my premiums or satiate your paranoia. I’d have made a claim if the paint been thrown on the body of the car. Now kindly fuck off. Thanks.

Comp claims don't increase your premium.  Your first instinct should be to document evidence. Not hard to do now for the last 15 years with high quality cameras included on our cellphones. I'm about 99% sure this story is made up. 

 

[failos]

17 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Comp claims don't increase your premium.  Your first instinct should be to document evidence. Not hard to do now for the last 15 years with high quality cameras included on our cellphones. I'm about 99% sure this story is made up. 

 

Ok pal

[failos]

8 minutes ago, Randy Gradishar said:

I mean that makes it sound like they hate Colorado.

Dodgers fans hate, that’s for sure

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, Φαήλος said:

Ok pal

We both know I'm right. 

[failos]

4 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

We both know I'm right. 

Reported

[St1ck]

14 minutes ago, Φαήλος said:

Reported

Your story sounds completely logical. I've often heard about random dudes hanging out in Dick’s parking lots with cans of paint just waiting for a car to show up with a baseball team's sticker they don't follow. Fortunately they stayed around to carry on conversations loud enough with each other so you know about their motive. 

Edited April 16, 2021 by st1ckboy

[UndertheHalo]

Can’t decide what’s funnier.  The Yorba Linda gang of Doyer fans doing incredibly weak property damage or this story being made up.  Lmao.  

[failos]

6 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Your story sounds completely logical. I've often heard about random dudes hanging out in Dick’s parking lots with cans of paint just waiting for a car to show up with a baseball team's sticker they don't follow. Fortunately they stayed around to carry on conversations loud enough with each other so you know about their motive. 

Like I said, I was able to remove the paint from my soft top (fabric). So shut the fuck up and go audit some insurance claim, paper pusher

[UndertheHalo]

I love this thread.  

[St1ck]

5 minutes ago, Φαήλος said:

Like I said, I was able to remove the paint from my soft top (fabric). So shut the fuck up and go audit some insurance claim, paper pusher

Fortunately no one was hurt. Thank you for sharing your story. I now know to always check my surroundings whenever I visit a Dick’s in a place like Yorba Linda for rabid paint can strapped hooligans. 

[Taylor]

20 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

Your story sounds completely logical. I've often heard about random dudes hanging out in Dick’s parking lots with cans of paint just waiting for a car to show up with a baseball team's sticker they don't follow. Fortunately they stayed around to carry on conversations loud enough with each other so you know about their motive. 

I dunno, if he were making it up I feel like he would have claimed they broke his window or tail light, and then posted a photo of some random broken window/tail light to "confirm." Saying they tossed some paint on the fabric hood is kind of a random thing to make up.

Or maybe that's exactly what he wants me to think. 

[UndertheHalo]

The beauty of this is that this could absolutely be complete bullshit.  It’s also entirely plausible that failos encountered a bunch of fucking losers in Yorba Linda.  Haha.  

[failos]

13 minutes ago, cals said:

I would vandalize the next Latino owned vehicle you see.  Look for chain steering wheels.  1982 brown Datsuns are also a dead giveaway.  Best way to tell is if there is a memorial for a dead cholo in the back window.  That cholo probably was killed after pouring paint on a middle eastern dudes car.  They typically don’t understand jihad.

I have a cross around my rearview mirror, so nobody would think about jihad

Edited April 16, 2021 by Φαήλος

[failos]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

Listen, we all know Middle Eastern people fake being Christian more than solo American women travelers fake being married Canadians abroad.

Christianity began in the Middle East

[failos]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

Really? Then why wasn’t Jesus brown and hairy?

Maybe he was. But most indigenous Middle Eastern (Levantine) people are olive/light skinned. I bet you have more back hair than I do (I don’t have back hair actually lol).

Edited April 16, 2021 by Φαήλος

[failos]

Just now, cals said:

I’ve probably got less body hair than @gotbeer.  And naturally.  Sadly I could never be a hipster.  

Hmm never knew @gotbeer is Asian. I have a cool beard though, but that shouldn’t come as a surprise to you.

[Jay]

10 hours ago, Lou said:

Perhaps they just hate Colorado.

Or maybe they hate white people.

[Jay]

9 hours ago, Φαήλος said:

Yep. Got a new job and moved back to CA.

And here I thought you were intelligent.

[Lou]

10 minutes ago, Jay said:

Or maybe they hate white people.

Who doesn't?

[failos]

2 hours ago, Jay said:

And here I thought you were intelligent.

I hear ya. All my family and friends live in SoCal, so I’m stuck here for now. Also, I can’t live without Angel Stadium.