Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[HaloCory22]

when i was in high school in newbury park, we would go to ventura to surf. man, talk about territorial. the locals there were real punks and treated every wave as if it was made only for them. they never took kindly to non-locals, so we usually had to swim a little bit away where the waves were less thrilling. one of those jerks even pulled a knife on my buddy rob because rob had the nerve to try and catch the same wave.

I can attest to this. Ventura and Silver Strand locals are absolute tools.... Says the guy who grew up in Silver Strand and Ventura.

[1nutkruk]

when i was in high school in newbury park, we would go to ventura to surf. man, talk about territorial. the locals there were real punks and treated every wave as if it was made only for them. they never took kindly to non-locals, so we usually had to swim a little bit away where the waves were less thrilling. one of those jerks even pulled a knife on my buddy rob because rob had the nerve to try and catch the same wave.

I never really had any problems with localism in San Diego.  I surfed a lot from age 13 through 23.  The only problems I had is when I ventured North to Santa Barbara or Santa Cruz.

[Tank]

i never had any problems in carpenteria. loved going there, though the waves were usually on the small side on the days we showed up.

 

most of my surfing was done at el porto, just north of manhatten pier. i wasn't very good so i tended to stay in places where i wouldn't have bad encounters with the locals who were so possessive of their turf. as much fun as it was to catch waves, i also really enjoyed just sitting on my board, soaking up the sun, and watching the planes take off from LAX.

[Angel Dog and Beer]

I can attest to this. Ventura and Silver Strand locals are absolute tools.... Says the guy who grew up in Silver Strand and Ventura.

Lots of pockets of bad seeds up and down the coast, Sunset Cliffs, Palos Verdes, Oxnard/Ventura, Los Osos, Santa Cruz.  I've heard SS area has mellowed a bit, with more police presence and exposure.

[Docwaukee]

I remember when I was in the FBI and we were looking for some bank robbers that were actually surfers.  That Warchild guy was a dick, but I learned to surf and hang out with my friend Gary Busey.

[2112]

Lots of pockets of bad seeds up and down the coast, Sunset Cliffs, Palos Verdes, Oxnard/Ventura, Los Osos, Santa Cruz.  I've heard SS area has mellowed a bit, with more police presence and exposure.

You typed OxNARD!

Heheheheheh........

Sorry, go back to whatever you were discussing.

[Redondo]

Bacon anyone?

 

 

[DW711]

 

I hope that's just a dream and not a seizure!

[mrwicked]

[deepdrive]

 

I need some shoes like that for my wife's dog. He keeps picking up stickers in the canyon we walk him in.

[Redondo]

#sochi sign: Toilets for sitting. Don’t mess or sleep on seat, crap in tank, fish for God knows what, or spakle wall pic.twitter.com/pf6iiAh5oB

 

 

 

 

 

[Redondo]

More sochi toilet issues

 

 

[1nutkruk]

From what I am hearing the Sochi Olympics may be a big bust.

[Ray McKigney]

 

More sochi toilet issues

 

 

 

 

Looks like the perfect time for an upper decker.

[Tank]

more toilet fun at sochi. say hello to all kinds of people in the privacy of your two toilet suite.

 

 

[Ray McKigney]

[Angel Dog and Beer]

Shoddy tile work, too.

 

more toilet fun at sochi. say hello to all kinds of people in the privacy of your two toilet suite.

 

 

[Splint7438]

Shoddy tile work, too.

bring some cards and we can play poker and shoot craps at same time.

[Redondo]

[Redondo]

Link to video.

Giraffe wanders into a South African restaurant, tourists remain calm

 

 

[Splint7438]

Link to video.

Giraffe wanders into a South African restaurant, tourists remain calm

 

 

i heard you serve long necks in here. I'll have one Budweiser long neck.

[mrwicked]

That is awesome!

[Biergott]

Once you see it...

[Pbonetheman]

. ^^^ Edited February 9, 2014 by Pbonetheman

[Jason]

 

#sochi sign: Toilets for sitting. Don’t mess or sleep on seat, crap in tank, fish for God knows what, or spakle wall pic.twitter.com/pf6iiAh5oB

 

 

 

The little stick wiener on the pee one is great.