MIke Trout is in regression

[T.G.]

I'm afraid I have some bad news. Even though we knew Mike Trout's regression was inevitable, no one thought it would happen so soon.  I've crunched the numbers, done the math and my statistical calculations indicate a sharp decline in Trout's baseball performance.

My metrics aren't going to be found on FanGraphs or any other saber minded sight. This analysis is ground breaking and dare I say.... "Eye-popping."

Let's dive into this; but before we do, I must warn you that this is going to be ugly.  You might lose sleep over what you're about to read. You might not ever want to eat another peanut or open a box of cracker jacks because baseball as you know it - is never going to be the same.

AW members... be the first to read the whole story here.

 

 

 

 

[floplag]

The sad part, is some people are going to take this seriously...   

[T.G.]

2 minutes ago, floplag said:

The sad part, is some people are going to take this seriously...   

As they should.

[IIIII]

This is such an AngelsWin write-up, I love it! Nice work 

[Fish Oil]

44 minutes ago, floplag said:

The sad part, is some people are going to take this seriously...   

This wasn't serious?
Jeebers, thanks for the headsup. I was about to gouge my eyes out with a spork from Taco Bell

[zenmaster]

Agreed. He's washed up. A washed up Trout.

[UndertheHalo]

Unlike @Troll Daddy‘s plain and contemptible (and successful) attempt to make sure that Bedrosian would eat shit and fu*ck the Angels.  I respect very deeply this attempt to make Trout go into god mode. 

Edited May 8, 2019 by UndertheHalo

[T.G.]

Excerpt:

I did a deep dive into Trout’s TGF (True Grit Factor).  TGF measures a player’s eye squint intensity (Think Troy Percival), their jaw clench force, the crimson pigmentation of their hind quarters and the volume of their baseball hat sweat saturation .  It also measures the square inches of dirt covering a player’s uniform, the rhythmic motion of their fingers wiggling before taking off for second base and the angle of their index finger when pointing back to their own dugout after a great play.

[tdawg87]

His BABIP is uncharacteristically low. Once it bumps up to his career norm, his average will burst well above .300, and my dick will burst well through my pants.

[Claude]

10 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

His BABIP is uncharacteristically low. Once it bumps up to his career norm, his average will burst well above .300, and my dick will burst well through my pants.

Make sure that you take your hollowed out Trout bobblehead and grip it firmly. 

[Troll Daddy]

What separates Trout from the top stars is his ability to take walks. 

[John Taylor]

No mention of the stat that worries me most, the TTC (Tip the Cap) Rate. It's down almost 100% from last year. DFA Trout

[Taylor]

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[Claude]