And I thought Teixeira looked like a douche

[Glen]

 

 

 

Yep, that's Kevin Youklis without any facial hair.  Hide your kids...

[tdawg87]

[Jason]

Lol at TDawg. I thought the exact same thing then I scrolled down and saw your post. Not even really an exaggeration either.

[Chuck]

 

 

 

Yep, that's Kevin Youklis without any facial hair.  Hide your kids...

 

In prison they call him Bubba. 

[sneaky_flute]

he participated in the "it gets better" campaign so i can't hate on him

[Willy J.]

He looks like extra from "Game of Thrones".

[2002_halos_II]

I see now why he was hiding that chin.  

[bucbrett]

he participated in the "it gets better" campaign so i can't hate on him

He certainly gets points in my book for that as well.

Now, down to the business at hand. I always thought Teixeira looked like Donkey from Shrek. Youk looks like he chewed a handful of rocks and was then beaten with a bag of hot nickels. But hey they're professional baseball players and I'm just a tool behind a keyboard, so they win.

[T.G.]

I think Teixeira looks like someone else...

[sneaky_flute]

mark texeira looks like rachel maddow

 

[tdawg87]

Mark Teixeira has the jaw line of Charlie Brown.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I wonder what compelled him to expose that face to the world.

[tdawg87]

I wonder what compelled him to expose that face to the world.

 

A young Mike Scioscia found him chained up in a room in the basement of an old Italian restaurant watching pirate movies. He eventually broke free upon being offered Mike's Baby Ruth.

 

The rest, as they say, is history.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Great job as always, Dawg.

[JB Abell]

A young Mike Scioscia found him chained up in a room in the basement of an old Italian restaurant watching pirate movies. He eventually broke free upon being offered Mike's Baby Ruth.

The rest, as they say, is history.

After Scoscia did the truffle shuffle of course