All Star Gameday Thread 07/17

[failos]

F'n Sosh

[ADHB]

Astros teeing off on a Dodger pitcher? Sounds familiar. 

[Roy Hobbs]

Off of Dodger pitcher couldn't be better

[101halo]

1 minute ago, m0nkey said:

Astros boning the dogs again

Low Dodger Blow. 

[Blarg]

I thought the Home Run Derby was yesterday. 

[gklingel52]

Notice that Trout is no where to be found in the dugout? Not in any of the HR dugout celebrations. 

[Docwaukee]

8 minutes ago, Troll Daddy said:

No

yes

[101halo]

8 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I thought the Home Run Derby was yesterday. 

Next year they're introducing the AARP Walkathon and the KKK Golden Sombrero Contest*. If anybody can win those along with the Home Run Derby they get the coveted Three True Outcome award, sponsored by Fangraphs and the Sabremetric Nerd Association of America. 

*It's a joke, yes I think MLB is white enough, especially among owners, that they might not notice how bad of an idea the name is. 

[Angel Oracle]

Relievers suck tonight on both sides!

[BackUpTheTruck]

6 hours ago, BackUpTheTruck said:

I also predict the AL scores more than 6 runs and wins by at least 2 runs.

So far so good

[WeatherWonk]

First non-HR RBI of the game. But it was a fly ball, of course.

Segura probably the MVP, unless.....................the NL rallies.

[Blarg]

The AL have anymore suck ass Mariner relievers. I'm on standby at work and could go another inning. 

[101halo]

This is stupid. Might as well make it more of a farce and play the game with the fences in the way they do with the celebrity & old farts game. 

[BackUpTheTruck]

J.A. Hapless

[Blarg]

Happ is crap. 

[101halo]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

The AL have anymore suck ass Mariner relievers. I'm on standby at work and could go another inning. 

Nope, and somehow Bedrosian didn't win the fan final vote, you might be out of luck. 

[Angel Oracle]

Uhh Hinch, where is Kimbrel????

[101halo]

Why wasn't Nellie Cruz the Mariner outfielder in RF? This game could've gone another inning. Sigh. 

[CaliAngel]

This home plate umpire has sucked ballsack the entire game.

[Angel Oracle]

LTBU!

24-6-1 for the AL in the past 31 games 

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

I hate Bregman.  

[101halo]

Ken Rosenthal rubbing Dodger faces in the shit pile their reliever left on the mound. Classy! OK maybe not but I love it. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

It’s been a pretty boring game. 

 

Again. 

nice call, moron.

[CaliAngel]

Trout homers, shocking.

AL winning another ASG, shocking.

Superior division all around if I do say so myself.

[failos]

Simba for MVP