Big News. HUGE News. Regarding Helen

[yk9001]

Helen finally appeared and located me on fb this week.

 

Anybody interested in an update, or is this not news.

[the dude abides]

I was just going to send you a PM and ask you about this.

AWESOME news!

[Tank]

outstanding! have fun.

 

 

so who's helen?

[Taylor]

[Lou]

[yk9001]

Okay, in a couple words:

She Cra

 

We spent most of yesterday fb messaging. We caught up on family.   Then,  random thoughts all over the place.  Her family has turned their back on her.  Her sister is a trickster.  She married a dude in 1999.  She just turned 53.  He is 76(!)

I recapped how she dumped me (we remained friends) and she went OFF.  Called me names. Said I crossed a line.   I numerous times told her to meet up, and left her hanging (never happened).  Also said she loved me.  Said that she is a supporter of Trump, "I think he knows what a fierce magician we need to move".  And tons of selfies.  A selfie of her an hour.

 

She didn't know what a stepson was.  Had to explain it.

[yk9001]

This is a picture of her back in the day on her timeline (girl on left)

[yk9001]

I just did a google search of this pic and it appears on pinterest.  haha.

 

But she was that good looking back in the day.

[red321]

did she follow up with this one?

 

[Tank]

if she offers you some rabbit stew, decline it immediately.

[Catwhoshatinthehat]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

if she offers you some rabbit stew, decline it immediately.

Yeah if she says she wants to boil your bunny that's not slang the kids are using these days.  

[yk9001]

4 minutes ago, red321 said:

did she follow up with this one?

 

That is a definite vibe I got.

 

My wife read through everything and seemed genuinely worried.

[m0nkey]

Can I get a brief background on who Helen is

[Blarg]

Getting you two together would be bad.

 

[yk9001]

25 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

Can I get a brief background on who Helen is

She was my first girlfriend in high school back in Maryland.  I have zero idea how it ever came up on these boards, but we talked about her a lot.  GREAT girl, back in the day.  Her high school pic is my sig pic.

 

She was a mystery woman, nobody knew what happened to her until now.

[Tank]

6 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

She was a mystery woman, nobody knew what happened to her until now.

maybe she was working for the cia and just couldn't tell anyone about it.

[yk9001]

5 minutes ago, Tank said:

maybe she was working for the cia and just couldn't tell anyone about it.

Maybe if the CIA has a botox division

[Tank]

2 minutes ago, yk9001 said:

Maybe if the CIA has a botox division

if they do, none of us will ever know about it . . .

[NJHalo]

1 hour ago, yk9001 said:

She was my first girlfriend 

She was a mystery woman, nobody knew what happened to her until now.

Did she put the lotion in the bucket?

[AngelsLakersFan]

II wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[the dude abides]

You should have Helen fb friend Peyts mom and post any interaction between the two.

 

[yk9001]

I actually feel bad.  I am pretty sure that Helen isn't 'all there'.

Her messages have all the coherence of the main board after the bullpen gives up a 3-run, ninth inning lead.

[Angel Oracle]

20 hours ago, Tank said:

maybe she was working for the cia and just couldn't tell anyone about it.

Assisting Jack Burns? 

[Blarg]

Depends. Were you the cause?

[Amazing Larry]

I’m aroused.