There once was a gal named. . .

[arch stanton]

So it wasn't just his rhymes that stank

[Dtwncbad]

There once was a lady named freaky

[Taylor]

Whose own mother said, "She sure is sneaky,"

[ten ocho recon scout]

I feel like Im reading an old Too Short song.

[Dtwncbad]

She stole her man's cash

[Jobu]

And made a mad dash 

[Dtwncbad]

Which made pink panties quite streaky

[Blarg]

That did tricks in the back of her Honda.

Edited November 30, 2017 by Blarg

[Dtwncbad]

She opened her mouth

[Dtwncbad]

Swallowing every anaconda

[Dtwncbad]

There once was a lady named Lucy

[Taylor]

But she wasn't actually a lady, you see

[m0nkey]

You might wonder how she went pee

[Jobu]

[Taylor]

I was writing my limerick in 5/4 time.

[Jobu]

What are you, Dave Brubeck? 

[Dtwncbad]

There once was a lady named Lucy

But she wasn't actually a lady, you see

Her teeth were a mess

Had junk in her dress

And looked more like Gary Busey

 

[Dtwncbad]

2 minutes ago, calscuf said:

There once was a jerk named Jobu,

Who worshipped Hideki Irabu

[ten ocho recon scout]

The lashonda, honda, anaconda just made my week.

[Taylor]

There once was a gentleman named @St1ck

[cals]

4 minutes ago, Taylor said:

There once was a gentleman named @St1ck

Who had a slightly crooked d1ck,

[Slegnaac]

45 minutes ago, Taylor said:

There once was a gentleman named @St1ck

 

40 minutes ago, cals said:

Who had a slightly crooked d1ck,

Though no one could tell,

[cals]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

There once was a gentleman named @St1ck

 

56 minutes ago, cals said:

Who had a slightly crooked d1ck,

 

15 minutes ago, Slegnaac said:

 

Though no one could tell,

He hid it so well,

[Taylor]

12 hours ago, cals said:

 

 

He hid it so well,

Most who saw him thought he was a chick.

[St1ck]

13 hours ago, Taylor said:

There once was a gentleman named @St1ck

 

13 hours ago, cals said:

Who had a slightly crooked d1ck,

 

12 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

 

Though no one could tell,

 

12 hours ago, cals said:

 

 

He hid it so well,

 

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Most who saw him thought he was a chick.

All of you have been reported. I expect swift action from the mods.