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[Jason]

2 hours ago, gotbeer said:

No wonder things are going downhill fast.  We have some really stupid experts.

‘It’s a Puzzle’: Experts Are Trying to Figure Out What’s Causing L.A.’s Crime Wave

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“If the police are pulling back, why is it that it only affected the homicide rates? Why not the property crime rate?”

maybe the burglar was the one that got shot and killed? 

[Lhalo]

20 hours ago, gotbeer said:

Only in LA would they try to criminalize the driver, and not the dumbshit that was trying to get out of a manhole with the cover still on it, in the middle of the street, which the driver probably never even saw.

Hit-and-run driver kills man trying to emerge from manhole in Panorama City, LAPD says

The story below that is even better.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/crews-working-to-rescue-naked-woman-wedged-between-2-buildings-in-santa-ana/

[Jason]

2 hours ago, Lhalo said:

The story below that is even better.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/crews-working-to-rescue-naked-woman-wedged-between-2-buildings-in-santa-ana/

Just get her aroused then she’ll self lube and slide right out 

[gotbeer]

Lol, at the updated news story above.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/crews-working-to-rescue-naked-woman-wedged-between-2-buildings-in-santa-ana/

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“We called the cops and the cops came in and got on the roof and looked between the two walls and she’s all naked,” the man said. “She was in pain. She was screaming in pain. She was upside down too.”

 

[Redondo]

Must have been some good stuff

[Jason]

17 minutes ago, cals said:

So they were on the roof and looked down.  Her body position was upside down.  So they were looking at her cooter.

Reminds me of something my dad used to say to me when we’d see the back end of a horse in a horse trailer: “son, there’s the south end of a horse going north”

I'm guessing this was some nasty homeless chick so they probably didn't look at it for very long.  

[Redondo]

2 hours ago, cals said:

Reminds me of something my dad used to say to me when we’d see the back end of a horse in a horse trailer: “son, there’s the south end of a horse going north”

I heard that when I was young also

[Tank]

7 hours ago, cals said:

Reminds me of something my dad used to say to me when we’d see the back end of a horse in a horse trailer: “son, there’s the south end of a horse going north

My grandpa used to say the same thing. It’s a good phrase.

 

*just like Willy nilly 

[Tank]

13 hours ago, cals said:

What if my dad was your grandpa?

that would be pretty impressive since i think i'm about 15 years older than you. plus this grandpa died in 1992, fwiw. he was from illinois, though, so that could be something.

[mmc]

 

[Jason]

3 hours ago, mmc said:

 

Good luck enforcing that at this point 

[Tank]

*heavy sigh*

guess that means we’ll have to wear masks again at school. Crap.

[gotbeer]

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Yet, I would say his chance is good since LA is that stupid.

Second coming? Antonio Villaraigosa argues he's the man to be mayor of LA… again.

[gotbeer]

Heroes about to get richer.

L.A. County Fire employees’ COVID-19 vaccination details published online, perhaps by mistake

 

[Redondo]

Los Angeles Rite Aid employee killed while attempting to stop shoplifter, police say

[gotbeer]

8 hours ago, Redondo said:

Los Angeles Rite Aid employee killed while attempting to stop shoplifter, police say

Stupid thieves.   It went from a non prosecutable offense, to a citation that they may or may not have to pay.  

[Redondo]

 

[Redondo]

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[Redondo]

Los Angeles detects mosquitoes infected with West Nile virus

A Los Angeles public health agency overseeing vector control has reported mosquito samples positive for West Nile virus, cautioning residents to take preventive steps.

"West Nile virus is detected every summer by local public health agencies because it is endemic to Los Angeles County," said Susanne Kluh, director of Scientific-Technical Services at the Greater Los Angeles County Vector Control District, in a release posted Thursday. "This virus is spread through our bird population and transmitted to humans through the bite [of] an infected mosquito."

Positive samples were gathered from mosquito traps in areas including Studio City and Tarzana, officials said, noting that a dead bird in the district also tested positive for West Nile virus.

"Our agency will continue monitoring disease activity and treat affected areas to prevent a disease outbreak," said Anais Medina Diaz, public information officer for the agency, in a statement. "But it is very important residents take precautions against mosquitoes and monitor for any symptoms of West Nile virus if they experience mosquito bites while outdoors during dusk and dawn."

Most people infected with West Nile virus don’t feel sick. However, one in five infected people typically develop a fever and other symptoms such as headache, vomiting or rash, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. An estimated one in 150 infected people develop a severe, potentially fatal, illness affecting the brain and spinal cord. Serious symptoms include high fever, muscle weakness, neck stiffness, coma and paralysis, Los Angeles officials said.

There is no human vaccine to prevent illness from West Nile virus. To avoid West Nile virus, remove standing water in buckets and clogged gutters, apply insect repellent, cover up with long-sleeved shirts and long pants and keep mosquitoes out of the home by shutting windows and using the air conditioner or screened windows and doors, the CDC advises.

health/los-angeles-mosquitoes-west-nile-virus

 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, cals said:

We often have flyers around my house that mosquitoes with the WNV have been found nearby.

they've sprayed in our neighborhood, too, as well as put out bait traps in a few of the trees. i don't think we've had anyone in our part of town come down with it so far.

[gotbeer]

I don't get it.  I thought it was just people down on their luck at those encampments.

MAN ARRESTED FOR NARCOTICS SALES IN CONNECTION WITH VENICE HOMELESS OUTREACH ORGANIZATION

 

[Redondo]

1 hour ago, gotbeer said:

I don't get it.  I thought it was just people down on their luck at those encampments.

MAN ARRESTED FOR NARCOTICS SALES IN CONNECTION WITH VENICE HOMELESS OUTREACH ORGANIZATION

Not surprised

[gotbeer]

Coverup alleged after complaints of top LAFD official drunkenly overseeing Palisades Fire operations

 

[gotbeer]

LA City Council Approves Ordinance To Restrict Homeless Encampments

Wow.  Imagine that, Newsom gets a recall vote and he opens it back up.  At least 2 that I know of City Council members get threatened with a recall and they get off their asses and realize their money tree is about to go away.

 

[Jason]

8 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

LA City Council Approves Ordinance To Restrict Homeless Encampments

Wow.  Imagine that, Newsom gets a recall vote and he opens it back up.  At least 2 that I know of City Council members get threatened with a recall and they get off their asses and realize their money tree is about to go away.

 

We’ll see if they enforce these new rules