Now Here's A Post Game Write-Up

[JoJo26]

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2016/7/26/12292634/mariners-work-well-as-a-team-in-7-4-win-over-pirates-and-it-is-a-beautiful-sight

"....Vidal Nuno relieved King Felix in the bottom of the 7th inning and left the game approximately five minutes later with batters on first and third with no outs. Enter Tom Wilhelmsen.

Wilhelmsen was vintage Tom. He was mixing drinks and hurling them at the batters. Andrew McCutchen ordered a fastball down the middle but Bartender Tom was feeling surly and dipped a pint glass in a broken urinal and slid that down the bar instead. His first out left McCutchen flailing at a curveball like he had never seen a ball rotate in his life. Next up, Starlin Marte said, ‘Hey Tom, I’d like a water because I am now the designated driver for Andrew and he can’t drive and needs to have his stomach pumped because you fed him pee instead of booze.’ Tom just stared him down and said, ‘Get the hell out of my bar,’ broke a bottle over Marte’s head, and sent him back to the dugout in a daze. It was a beautiful sight and boy oh boy do I love Tom Wilhelmsen when he is on..."

[kevinb]

That's really creative and really cool

[ten ocho recon scout]

nice. i bet hamilton liked facing wilhemsen.

[gotbeer]

But did the bartender get the third?  Or did that person pull a shank and stab him in the neck?

[Stradling]

This is what @fan_since79 wants Scioscia to say during post game interviews.  

[fan_since79]

1 minute ago, Stradling said:

This is what @fan_since79 wants Scioscia to say during post game interviews.  

Anything but that bland, repetitive filler that we always hear.

And could he have just a smidgeon of emotion? Is that too hard?

Monotone Mike.

 

 

[Stradling]

It's crazy, I just change the channel.  Weird huh?  

[tomsred]

Our next manager needs to be an entertainer, that should keep everyone happy, LOL