"Credible Threat" closes all L.A. schools

[mtangelsfan]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/los-angeles-schools-are-closed-after-credible-terror-threat/ar-BBnAjyh

 

 

sigh

[Glen]

Thanks, Obama.

[Amazing Larry]

Anyone wanna take bets when NYC schools are closed because NY doesn't like when other cities get terrorism attention.

The opposite actually happened. NYC schools received the same threat but they deemed it a hoax. Sounds like LAUSD needed the attention.

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYPD-Bratton-Non-Credible-Threat-NYC-Schools-Bratton-362422021.html

[nate]

You must have inside information that none of us have.  You know it is the same threat how?

[red321]

You must have inside information that none of us have.  You know it is the same threat how?

 

I'm guessing they probably made a few quick calls...or fwd: fwd: fwd:...hey...anyone seen this shit?

[Lou]

Guy claimed to be devout Muslim who has 32 accomplices ready to act . Claimed to have nerve agent.

But he evidently kept spelling Allah incorrectly

[red321]

Guy claimed to be devout Muslim who has 32 accomplices ready to act . Claimed to have nerve agent.

But he evidently kept spelling Allah incorrectly

 

autocorrect is a bitch, always screwing up terrorist emails

[Lou]

Reported to have originated from Frankfurt, Germany

I say we don't let any Germans into the country

[Blarg]

Just listened to Chief Bratton on the radio, non credible threat, pissed off and blaming a TV show.

[Amazing Larry]

You must have inside information that none of us have. You know it is the same threat how?

Not sure if serious.

"The NYPD and Mayor de Blasio said New York City school officials received the same anonymous threat that prompted Los Angeles to shut down its public schools Tuesday, but authorities said they determined the email to be "not credible" and were investigating it as a hoax."

[Lou]

autocorrect is a bitch, always screwing up terrorist emails

Probably figured he was referring Kirstey Alley

[Lou]

NYC is shameless. "Oh, we got the same threat but we are smarter than LA, stop giving LA attention, the real story is how we were so smart to figure out this was a hoax."

LA Chief of Police should remind him of the LA vs NY terrorist attack count.

Scoreboard, bitches!

with all due respect...

[Blarg]

Reported to have originated from Frankfurt, Germany

I say we don't let any Germans into the country

Merkel was in the news yesterday saying Muslim refugees entrance would be reduced.

"Multiculturalism leads to parallel societies and therefore remains a ‘life lie,’ ” or a sham, she said, before adding that Germany may be reaching its limits in terms of accepting more refugees. "The challenge is immense," she said. "We want and we will reduce the number of refugees noticeably."

[red321]

Probably figured he was referring Kirstey Alley

 

were they threatening the Sizzler All You Can Eat buffet as well? Those bastards.

[gotbeer]

I guess err on the side of caution.  Supposedly, they targeted specific schools.

 

Then again, I can target specific schools in Germany.  Just have to use google maps. 

 

Oh, and in before probably some Syrian refugee called it in.  queue Trump.

[Blarg]

Aren't we tied?

Don't go all advanced metrics WAR on us and discount body count and property destruction like fangraphs does batting average and RBI. Edited December 15, 2015 by notti

[Lou]

Aren't we tied?

No

[Lou]

9-11 only counts as one.

You do realize that wasn't the first bombing of the WTC, don't you?

[Amazing Larry]

When was the last time terrorists warned us before they were going to do something? Don't they just blow shit up and claim responsibility for it later?

[HaloCory22]

Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?

[mtangelsfan]

When was the last time terrorists warned us before they were going to do something? Don't they just blow shit up and claim responsibility for it later?

 

Do you really believe that tips received regarding possible attacks are giving by the terrorists?

[nate]

You mean Muhammad Bin Al Jihad Bin Isis isn't the one that calls in the threats?

 

Yeah, as MT is alluding to, the tips come from someone who heard or saw something they thought was suspicious.

[ELEVEN]

Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?

Probably hung over or still asleep on the floor of the Cat & the Fiddle in Hollywood.

[LBHalos17]

You must have inside information that none of us have.  You know it is the same threat how?

It's actually amazing the amount of information that's available on Twitter.  You should get an account.  I get the feeds from every crappy news outlet for some sense of balance.

[LBHalos17]

When was the last time terrorists warned us before they were going to do something? Don't they just blow shit up and claim responsibility for it later?

They do both.  This would be called "probing" or a "dry-run" to test the response.