North Korea missile tests delayed by Windows 8

[Taylor]

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html

 

North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

 

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

lol

[Glen]

[Blarg]

So they want to destroy the country that provides them with their OS?

[Lhalo]

PC Load Letter

[Blarg]

Maybe Apple could help Jong out with an iLaunch phone and missle launcher with a camera to share pictures of his cat.

[Lhalo]

[Tank]

Glad to see they finally upgraded from their palm pilot, I think.

[Vegas Halo Fan]

North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.”

 

Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had been running on Windows 95.

lol

 

I was guessing probably the third version of MS-DOS.

[Ray McKigney]

Ctrl+Alt+Del

[Blarg]

One of their techs probably rebooted in Safe Mode.

[Tank]

maybe this is where m0nkeys computers ended up.