Happy Birthday to Albert Pujols

[Ohtaniland]

Born January 16th, 1980   

[nando714]

Pujolds

Lol @ 1980 probably 77

[Docwaukee]

Pujolds

Lol @ 1980 probably 77

come on nando.

 

he doesn't look a day over 75

[Brent Maguire]

I hope his birthday wish was to return to the Cardinals version of himself.

[Docwaukee]

I hope his birthday wish was to return to the Cardinals version of himself.

did the genie give him Arod's phone number?

[Chuck]

****ING Angels fans

[Angelsjunky]

****ING

 

Just testing...not fair, Chuck.

 

Fhucking Chuck.

 

Edited January 17, 2014 by Angelsjunky

[fan_since79]

The jokes will stop once he starts producing like we were told he would.

[YouthofToday]

If it's number #5's birthday is it Jeff Mathis' birthday?

[Ordos]

And happy birthday, Mark Trumbo

[Halos of Anaheim]

I knew Chuck would come in this thread all Super Fan like. Not even lying.

[Inside Pitch]

****!! ****!!! ****ITY!!! ****!!!!....

 

Okay -- not going to lie.  I laughed my ass off finding out Chuck can cuss and we can't.

 

Nicely done, Sir.

[tomsred]

What good does it do to cuss anyway, like there is some shock value in it, LOL.  Just shows you have a limited vocabulary.  Try using some word few have heard of before, that will get far more attention.  Here's one, this place can really be farcical sometimes.  And no, these are not drips of ice that are far away.

[the14thjoey]

Did you just try to pass the word farcical as an example of your great vocabulary? Is this an inside joke? Am I missing the sarcasm?

[Docwaukee]

What good does it do to cuss anyway, like there is some shock value in it, LOL.  Just shows you have a limited vocabulary.  Try using some word few have heard of before, that will get far more attention.  Here's one, this place can really be farcical sometimes.  And no, these are not drips of ice that are far away.

you're a smelly gaylord. 

[Halos of Anaheim]

Did you just try to pass the word farcical as an example of your great vocabulary? Is this an inside joke? Am I missing the sarcasm?

Try harder. I bet you've never even heard of the word until he said it.

[Redondo]

Happy Birthday Albert!

[19HALO71]

We got Albert F'ing Pujols!!!

[fan_since79]

Happy Birthday Albert, whatever your age is.

 

 

[bloodbrother]

He got a good birthday present. He's still due $222 million

[Halos of Anaheim]

Happy Birthday Albert, hopefully with Dino gone and your supposed healed legs, you can finally succeed running past 3rd without being thrown out.

[YouthofToday]

Hopefully the current member of the Angels wearing number 5 produces to the point where I feel comfortable writing his real name instead of labeling him the Albert Pujols.

[Jimmag]

Happy Birthday El Hombre!

[HaloCory22]

The jokes will stop once he starts producing like we were told he would.

Nope. Then we'll be saying "Damn, that 50 year old is mashing!"

[yk9001]

I hope his birthday wish was to return to the Cardinals version of himself.

 

 

That's probably his wish as well, to return to the Cardinals version.  Where his family was still going to school when he played in Anaheim, where they have the best fans in baseball, where he still has multiple endeavors.

 

Sorry, Chuck, I know you want us all to like him, but I don't.  And judging by this board, I am not alone.  The way you push him on us, and expect us to like him - I feel like when my mother in law passed away, then my father in law remarried quickly.  The new lady was a biatch.  Nobody liked her.  But father in law expected us all to like her, just because.  You are my father in law, pushing this person on us.