Miguel Cabrera hurt

[Docwaukee]

reported hip injury. roids destroy the hip joint. they also cause large fatty deposits at the back of the neck, uncontrollable rages, testicular atrophy, symptoms similar to cushings disease, weight gain, water retention, incresed appetite, tendon shortening.

want me to go on?

this board has FAR too many shithouse lawyers.

wrong.

[shellback]

wrong.

 

thanks hemmingway.

perhaps you can enlighten us as to advanced metrics related to hip injurys?

or maybe a professional medical baseball message board seminar on long term steroid use effects?

[nate]

He is a doctor, dude... consider that before you argue with him lol.

[shellback]

He is a doctor, dude... consider that before you argue with him lol.

hey nate

i've spent a professional lifetime arguing with "doctors".

ever heard the phrase "baffle em with bullshit" ?

[nate]

ok

[Docwaukee]

Shellback - you might want to look up the difference between anabolic steroids and corticosteroids and which ones cause the symptoms and effects that you mentioned and which ones are considered peds

[shellback]

appropriate venue!

[fan_since79]

He's in the Tigers' lineup tonight, so I guess this thread has run its course.

[shellback]

apply for CME credits at BS.com

[fan_since79]

He struck out swinging in the first inning, then was replaced in the third by Don Kelly.

 

I guess he's not 100%.