Shohei Ohtani announces surprise marriage 2 days after Dodgers spring training debut

[Lhalo]

2 hours ago, jsnpritchett said:

That's an ironic comment from someone who goes into an absolute meltdown every time someone mentions Ohtani. 

Some people can’t handle rejection. 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

Surprise ending.... She is either a Furry or Scientologist...

[m0nkey]

37 minutes ago, SlappyUtilityMIF said:

Surprise ending.... She is either a Furry or Scientologist...

Given that she's/he's Japanese, I'm going to assume they're a furry

[nothing, Nothing]

Bobby Valentine just said the girl he married is a 'Orange County gal'. Costa Mesa has a large Japanese population and from my research I think I found out who she is , solid 8/10 if you ask me.

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

700M....

 

[stevestevens]

Did he and his dugout sidekick finally get married?

[Erstad Grit]

Everyone said as soon as he left the the Angels he'd get a ring. 

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

I didn’t know ippei was Finkel-einhorn. 

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

21 minutes ago, The Ghost of Bob Starr said:

I didn’t know ippei was Finkel-einhorn. 

[ettin]

11 hours ago, Taylor said:

But anyway, I'm very happy for Ohtani and Ippei.

My immediate first thought when I saw the thread title, ha!

[ettin]

10 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

[Tank]

On 2/29/2024 at 5:26 PM, The Ghost of Bob Starr said:

I didn’t know ippei was Finkel-einhorn. 

[SoCalDucksFan]

On 2/29/2024 at 9:01 AM, Ron Mexico said:

That Mf has no loyalty . The Angels gave that mf everything he wanted and then some and he still bent them over with no Lube

You have no idea what the POS Moreno offered him.

And in his entire career with the Angels, there was 1 obvious thing they NEVER gave him, and probably NEVER would under current ownership, and that's a single frickin' Playoff game.  Now if the Angels had at least shown signs of being a Playoff level team at any point during his tenure, and then he simply went for a payday without any sign of loyalty, he could be criticized.  But the fact he's going to a strong Playoff team, is certainly his right.  You can point to how loyal Trout is, but he's still going to look like a fool in several years, if he ends up retiring without ever being part of a single Playoff victory.

[James]

10 hours ago, SoCalDucksFan said:

You have no idea what the POS Moreno offered him.

And in his entire career with the Angels, there was 1 obvious thing they NEVER gave him, and probably NEVER would under current ownership, and that's a single frickin' Playoff game.  Now if the Angels had at least shown signs of being a Playoff level team at any point during his tenure, and then he simply went for a payday without any sign of loyalty, he could be criticized.  But the fact he's going to a strong Playoff team, is certainly his right.  You can point to how loyal Trout is, but he's still going to look like a fool in several years, if he ends up retiring without ever being part of a single Playoff victory.

Trout will only look like a fool to fools. 

[notherhalo]

On 2/29/2024 at 1:29 PM, nothing, Nothing said:

Bobby Valentine just said the girl he married is a 'Orange County gal'. Costa Mesa has a large Japanese population and from my research I think I found out who she is , solid 8/10 if you ask me.

2/10 sharp elbows

RIP Brandon

[notherhalo]

also, doesnt Porn King Hideki Matsui have a wife that nobody has ever seen, but there are sketches out there

[UndertheHalo]

18 minutes ago, notherhalo said:

also, doesnt Porn King Hideki Matsui have a wife that nobody has ever seen, but there are sketches out there

Having one of the worlds largest porn repositories in his personal possession is one the funniest bits in the world.  

[Jay]

 

[Jay]

Shohei Ohtani posts first photo with wife ahead of Dodgers' trip to South Korea

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/shohei-ohtani-posts-first-photo-with-new-wife-ahead-of-dodgers-trip-to-south-korea-175821616.html

 

[angelsfan100]