Vacation Thread

[cals]

Notice the lack of a wristband.

[St1ck]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

We're going to need you to put that wristband back on gringo. Por favor 

[cals]

21 minutes ago, Adam said:

Was headed to FL for Thanksgiving but in laws decided to come here so I bought a $5K massage chair instead. It's glorious

If you couldn’t afford both I’m sorry you aren’t doing well financially.

[Adam]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

If you couldn’t afford both I’m sorry you aren’t doing well financially.

Thanks

[cals]

2 minutes ago, Adam said:

Thanks

No probelmo.

[cals]

6 minutes ago, St1ck said:

We're going to need you to put that wristband back on gringo. Por favor 

Not gonna happen.

[St1ck]

12 minutes ago, cals said:

Not gonna happen.

Well adios muchacho!

[cals]

Just now, St1ck said:

Well adios muchacho!

Listen amigo, I’m going to leave some strongly worded reviews on TripAdvisor and Yelp.  

(And if that doesn’t work when I leave I’ll lean in real close and say “I make in 6 hours what you make in a year.”  Then wink and walk out).

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

Listen amigo, I’m going to leave some strongly worded reviews on TripAdvisor and Yelp.  

(And if that doesn’t work when I leave I’ll lean in real close and say “I make in 6 hours what you make in a year.”  Then wink and walk out).

Make sure you also say "do you know who I am!?" People respect that.

[gotbeer]

Don't worry Cals.  I'm think you are right, no cheap bracelets.  They should at least give you like a gold card that you can flash whenever you want to just grab something like a rich person.  BTW, isn't the island you are on full of dinosaurs?

[cals]

1 minute ago, St1ck said:

Make sure you also say "do you know who I am!?" People respect that.

I tried that this morning and he said “no”.

[cals]

Just now, gotbeer said:

Don't worry Cals.  I'm think you are right, no cheap bracelets.  They should at least give you like a gold card that you can flash whenever you want to just grab something like a rich person.  BTW, isn't the island you are on full of dinosaurs?

I believe you’re thinking of Isla Nublar off Costa Rica.  This place just has fat Americans and golf carts.

[gotbeer]

Just now, cals said:

I believe you’re thinking of Isla Nublar off Costa Rica.  This place just has fat Americans and golf carts.

How much did they charge you to rent the golf cart?

[St1ck]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

I tried that this morning and he said “no”.

 

[cals]

4 minutes ago, gotbeer said:

How much did they charge you to rent the golf cart?

It’s like $40/day

[gotbeer]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

It’s like $40/day

You should drive around the island, and make friends with people with different color bracelets.  And trade with them.  

[cals]

Just now, gotbeer said:

You should drive around the island, and make friends with people with different color bracelets.  And trade with them.  

What’s my end goal?

[cals]

I’m too drunk to drive now anyways

[gotbeer]

1 minute ago, cals said:

What’s my end goal?

To fuck with the staff, since they all seem to now know you, when you walk in with a different bracelet than they gave you.  

[cals]

They made me pay for the all inclusive bracelet to eat the Brazilian steak dinner and I’ve gone insane to get full value.  I’ve consumed more calories than an @Adam Saturday and I’ve had like 14 beers since 10 am.

[cals]

Just now, gotbeer said:

To fuck with the staff, since they all seem to now know you, when you walk in with a different bracelet than they gave you.  

This is an intriguing idea.

[gotbeer]

Just now, cals said:

This is an intriguing idea.

  

If you do the trade, you can also try out the other hotels amenities, and see if it's better than the one you are at.  And if it is, complain to your hotel that you aren't getting what you paid for.  

[gotbeer]

6 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m too drunk to drive now anyways

It's a golf cart.  If those weren't meant to be driven when drunk, no one would play golf.

[cals]

Just now, gotbeer said:

It's a golf cart.  If those weren't meant to be driven when drunk, no one would play golf.

Now you’re just trying to get me thrown in messican jail

[gotbeer]

20 minutes ago, cals said:

Now you’re just trying to get me thrown in messican jail

Just think about how much more cooler your trip would be than Don's Spain trip if that happened.