Gameday Thread: Angels @ Astros (4/18/22) - No Trout (hand) or Rendon (stomach bug), Lorenzen on the bump

[Angel Dog and Beer]

8 runs tonight, minimum. No, I'm not talking about Rendon. 

[Jason]

46 minutes ago, Taylor said:

What is this translated into Angels injury speak?

See you in September 

[Docwaukee]

sources confirm that Mike Trout doesn't wash his hands.  

[mmc]

 

[Make Angels Great Again]

3 minutes ago, TroutField said:

Man… if I was able to call off my job for a belly ache that would be cool… especially since I don’t make 30 million dollars a year. 
 

baseball players are such vaginas

 

If you've got the shits, try sprinting down your office halls at 100% and not poop yourself.

[Taylor]

Just now, Make Angels Great Again said:

 

If you've got the shits, try sprinting down your office halls at 100% and not poop yourself.

I wonder if Arte wears diapers.

[Taylor]

Just now, cals said:

We just took off like 15 minutes ago.

You were able to use the bathroom less than 15 minutes after taking off? 

[mmc]

 

[Make Angels Great Again]

Just now, Taylor said:

You were able to use the bathroom less than 15 minutes after taking off? 

 

@cals is that dude blasting into the stall with his luggage, making explosive sounds on the toilet. Then somehow gets up in less than a minute to leave the bathroom.

[Make Angels Great Again]

3 minutes ago, Taylor said:

I wonder if Arte wears diapers.

 

I mean, they have their uses.

I've been changing diapers on my kids for 5 years straight now. Pretty sure i'll be in them by the time i'm done.

[St1ck]

1 minute ago, cals said:

You ignore the fasten seatbelt sign and just go.

 

The no smoking sign is off. Light up!

[Angelsjunky]

Translation: Trout and Rendon have been making out.

[Angel Oracle]

34 minutes ago, mmc said:

 

Angelsspeak, back mid-June

[fan_since79]

So Trout and Rendon are both out again, just like last year.

And we're playing the Astros in Houston. 

Swell...

[Taylor]

14 minutes ago, cals said:

Worse part of all this is I’m with my kids so I had to fly coach.  Yuck.

Maybe if you worked harder you'd have a private jet.

[rottiesworld]

Rendon has been a waste of money always injured or sick. I say he is the only person that wakes up on the wrong side of the bed and he has a few days off. I was in the military and was sick and hurt my back but I was always at work even if I was hurting bad. I never took time off like this idiot off for everything. I wish the Angels would subtract money for all the games he misses and donate it to charity.

[UndertheHalo]

I really try to like Rendon and I am presently failing miserably.  Shit comes up I know.  But it’s getting old. 

[TroutField]

42 minutes ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

 

If you've got the shits, try sprinting down your office halls at 100% and not poop yourself.

Meh, I’m a chef. we are masters of holding it 

[UndertheHalo]

38 minutes ago, Make Angels Great Again said:

 

I mean, they have their uses.

I've been changing diapers on my kids for 5 years straight now. Pretty sure i'll be in them by the time i'm done.

My man needs to strap on a fucking diaper.  

[Angelsfan1984]

2 minutes ago, TroutField said:

Meh, I’m a chef. we are masters of holding it 

Lies. I know someone sent their food back because it smelled like a fart. Crop dusting the food on its way out is the oldest trick in the book.

[TroutField]

Just now, Angelsfan1984 said:

Lies. I know someone sent their food back because it smelled like a fart. Crop dusting the food on its way out is the oldest trick in the book.

Hey, I said hold their shit. Farting on the line is completely okay…

[Angelsfan1984]

6 minutes ago, TroutField said:

Hey, I said hold their shit. Farting on the line is completely okay…

[mmc]

[jsnpritchett]

Bobby Valentine literally sounds crazy in this pre-game.  Wtf is he talking about with the secrets of life, competition, Lorenzen, etc.?!

[Chuck]

Let's Go Halos!!