Jeff Fletcher: Trout scratched from lineup for "stomach distress," not going to IL

[Angel Oracle]

Hasn’t he had this for a week now?

Not able to start, but able to play later on in the game??????

Edited April 12, 2022 by Angel Oracle

[Angel Oracle]

My 130-140 games prediction for him may be accurate.

[Revad]

Pretty high quality pinch hitter or even stays in and gets two at bats.

[Justin]

9 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

My 130-140 games prediction for him may be accurate.

At this point, I legitimately hope so. 

[jsnpritchett]

19 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

Hasn’t he had this for a week now?

Not able to start, but able to play later on in the game??????

Yeah, it's pretty rare for a stomach bug/stomach distress (or whatever they're calling it) to have you out of commission for three days, then let you be well enough to play baseball for four games, then have you be out again the next day.  Sounds like either two separate occurrences or something other than a virus.

[mmc]

He shit his pants during the last game and now he's scared he'll do it again

[wda258]

He probably watched video of the team's first 4 games

[AngelsLakersFan]

23 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

Yeah, it's pretty rare for a stomach bug/stomach distress (or whatever they're calling it) to have you out of commission for three days, then let you be well enough to play baseball for four games, then have you be out again the next day.  Sounds like either two separate occurrences or something other than a virus.

Seriously.. what’s actually going on? Dude hit a homer and doubled the other day, I think we can roll the dice with him out there.

[Taylor]

AJ must have posted "No shit" somewhere.

[Angelsjunky]

45 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

My 130-140 games prediction for him may be accurate.

That's not counting his strained mangina later in the season.

[Lou]

26 minutes ago, jsnpritchett said:

Yeah, it's pretty rare for a stomach bug/stomach distress (or whatever they're calling it) to have you out of commission for three days, then let you be well enough to play baseball for four games, then have you be out again the next day.  Sounds like either two separate occurrences or something other than a virus.

It happened to me last week. 

[Angelsjunky]

Just now, Taylor said:

AJ must have posted "No shit" somewhere.

[Justin]

2 minutes ago, Lou said:

It happened to me last week. 

Was it carnitas and was it worth it? 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Justin said:

Was it carnitas and was it worth it? 

No, but if it was, it would have been. 

[jsnpritchett]

10 minutes ago, Lou said:

It happened to me last week. 

Jk.  But it is still pretty rare for something like that to happen. 

[Dtwncbad]

No real surprise.  The team’s initial performance has made just about everybody sick.

[SlappyUtilityMIF]

At least someone, on the squad admits that this team gives them the shits!

[Bronson]

Remember when Trout was known for his durability?

[tdawg87]

Can he go on the DL, though (Diarrhea List)?

[Jason]

1 hour ago, mmc said:

He shit his pants during the last game and now he's scared he'll do it again

There are worse things than shitting one's self 

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, Jason said:

There are worse things than shitting one's self 

Shitting yourself at your wedding?

[Jason]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Shitting yourself at your wedding?

While consummating the marriage 

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

While consummating the marriage 

And finding out that's her kink.

[jsnpritchett]

31 minutes ago, Bronson said:

Remember when Trout was known for his durability?

[fan_since79]

I hope he doesn't have a parasite or something. 

Or something worse like Crohns or IBD.

Okay, I'll shut up.