Official 2020-2021 PGA Tour Thread

[Lou]

On 5/25/2020 at 9:38 PM, Tank said:

it was barkley and justin thomas (he's also known as JT, but timberlake wasn't there yesterday). there was one other commentator but i forget who it was. might have dan rather or barbara walters.

So close.

It was Brian Anderson and Trevor Immelman

[Tank]

4 hours ago, Lou said:

You're delivery was better

some days you just have to step out of your comfort zone and try something *risky, so thank you. it's all those years of teaching 12-year-olds about Mesopotamia.

 

*does not apply to victor's mom

[Tank]

4 hours ago, Lou said:

So close.

It was Brian Anderson and Trevor Immelman

they all look alike to me.

 

[Lou]

The sailboat was invented in Mesopotamia

[Tank]

6 hours ago, Lou said:

The sailboat was invented in Mesopotamia

you're darn right it was! along with the wheel, the chariot, marmalade, and the plow.

[St1ck]

Pretty good field for golf's return tomorrow. 

Charles Schwab Challenge - Golf Leaderboard and Results - ESPN
https://www.espn.com/golf/leaderboard

[Tank]

Should be a fun return to the tour.

now if we get the tour to lighten up on letting golfers wear shorts.

[Lou]

11 hours ago, Tank said:

Should be a fun return to the tour.

now if we get the tour to lighten up on letting golfers wear shorts.

perv 

[Tank]

if the women can wear shorts and those little tiny skirts, and if the caddies can wear shorts, then it's time to let the PGA tour players wear shorts.

 

 

 

besides, jason duffner in a pair of shorts would just be dreamy, but you didn't hear it from me.

[St1ck]

So nice to watch golf without hearing "get in the hole" or "baba booey" after every shot.

[fan_since79]

Jordan and Rory are both starting out strong this morning.

-6 through 11 holes, par 70.

Stupid Golf Channel is not starting their coverage until 1 pm. 

[fan_since79]

...and just like that, Spieth FOUR-putts from 29 feet. 

FS79 is a jinx.

 

[St1ck]

25 minutes ago, fan_since79 said:

Jordan and Rory are both starting out strong this morning.

-6 through 11 holes, par 70.

Stupid Golf Channel is not starting their coverage until 1 pm. 

Seriously.  They had it on at 10 yesterday. 

[Lou]

5 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

Seriously.  They had it on at 10 yesterday. 

I had checked online yesterday and it listed the starting time at 1:00.  I flipped on the GC just to see the updates and they were airing the tournament.  

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

I had checked online yesterday and it listed the starting time at 1:00.  I flipped on the GC just to see the updates and they were airing the tournament.  

We should riot. For Floyd George!

[Lou]

Just now, st1ckboy said:

We should riot. For Floyd George!

I would but I'm having a grilled ham and cheese sandwich right now.

[St1ck]

Just now, Lou said:

I would but I'm having a grilled ham and cheese sandwich right now.

Alright, maybe next time. 

[fan_since79]

Nice leaderboard going into the weekend.  A lot of great names near the top. Harold Varner III in the lead by one stroke.

Jordan Spieth with a couple of 65's. He recovered nicely from his four-putt double bogey. I'd like to see him win it. 

Rory with a cool 63. He looks confident and relaxed out there.

Some big names who missed the cut: Kuchar, Rahm, Mickelson, Moore, Fowler, Johnson. 

[Adam]

Looks like Jordan Spieth got his shit together during Rona

 

you’re racist if you’re not rooting for varner 

[fan_since79]

Time to jinx one of my least favorite golfers, Patrick Reed. He just birdied the 11th to go -6 today. 

 

 

[Lou]

I remember when I was the only one here who hated Reed. 

[fan_since79]

Tie at the top between Spieth and the X-Man.

Rose just missed a short putt that he makes 99 out of 100 times. 

[Tank]

9 hours ago, Lou said:

I remember when I was the only one here who hated Reed. 

I've been on that train since the infamous "I'm one of the top 3 players in the world" comment.

and this doosh hasn't done a single thing to make me change my mind. 

I'd be happy to see him miss the cut by one stroke in each tournament for the rest of the year.

[fan_since79]

LOL at a couple of golfers who absentmindedly tipped their caps after making birdies, to fans who weren't there.

Force of habit. 

[fan_since79]

I don't know why Bryson deChambeau decided to transform himself into the Incredible Hulk. It hasn't helped him hit fairways.

Spieth just buried a 26-ft putt. Good sign. I'm calling it a win for him.