Dudes Trying to be Chicks Playing Sports

[Jason]

2 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

I enjoy being a fat smoker. For some reason Uncle Sam taxes taxes my behavior but these clowns don’t pay a dime for dressing like a girl and doing it backwards 

mmmmmm....smoked pork belly 

[tdawg87]

4 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

I enjoy being a fat smoker. For some reason Uncle Sam taxes taxes my behavior but these clowns don’t pay a dime for dressing like a girl and doing it backwards 

The difference is you can quit smoking. Just like I can stop drinking. I won't but you know.

It's like a fat woman rejecting you because you aren't tall enough. You can't control your height, but that fat bitch can hit the treadmill. 

But I'm going to assume we disagree on the whole "choice" thing so I won't bother any further.

[cals]

3 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

The difference is you can quit smoking. Just like I can stop drinking. I won't but you know.

It's like a fat woman rejecting you because you aren't tall enough. You can't control your height, but that fat bitch can hit the treadmill. 

But I'm going to assume we disagree on the whole "choice" thing so I won't bother any further.

I like it when you talk to him.

[tdawg87]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

I like it when you talk to him.

Should I feed "him" a cookie?

That's a pretty big fucking deal, coming from me.

[cals]

Just now, tdawg87 said:

Should I feed "him" a cookie?

That's a pretty big fucking deal, coming from me.

Yes.

[Kotchman]

16 minutes ago, tdawg87 said:

The difference is you can quit smoking. Just like I can stop drinking. I won't but you know.

It's like a fat woman rejecting you because you aren't tall enough. You can't control your height, but that fat bitch can hit the treadmill. 

But I'm going to assume we disagree on the whole "choice" thing so I won't bother any further.

Yes , I’m pretty sure they can quit the nonsense. It’s foolish to believe they can’t control their choice of clothing and their sexual partners. 

[katie]

2 hours ago, Jason said:

mmmmmm....smoked pork belly 

That looks dry AF

[katie]

1 hour ago, Kotchman said:

Yes , I’m pretty sure they can quit the nonsense. It’s foolish to believe they can’t control their choice of clothing and their sexual partners. 

Can you control your heterosexuality?

[Jason]

1 minute ago, katie said:

That looks dry AF

You have to really screw up pork belly to make it dry 

[cals]

7 minutes ago, katie said:

Can you control your heterosexuality?

We are gonna find out on June 28!

[Kotchman]

36 minutes ago, katie said:

Can you control your heterosexuality?

I’m only 46 and so far I haven’t banged a woman that I wasn’t fully in control of the situation. Alcohol talked me into a few fat and ugly girls back in college but for the last 23 years I’ve managed to stick the same old lady. Nobody likes owning up to the fat girl the next day but you can’t blame science for it. I wasn’t born attracted to big ass women. Granted at my age the opportunities aren’t flowing like they were 20 years ago . Now I did see a scientific article the other day that said all women were born bi polar or bi sexual so maybe it’s scientific after all. 

[Kotchman]

1 hour ago, cals said:

We are gonna find out on June 28!

I’ve never met a gay person who I believe was born that way. They’ve all been groomed in an environment that condoned it or are rebelling against societal norms. 

[cals]

3 hours ago, Kotchman said:

I’m only 46 and so far I haven’t banged a woman that I wasn’t fully in control of the situation. Alcohol talked me into a few fat and ugly girls back in college but for the last 23 years I’ve managed to stick the same old lady. Nobody likes owning up to the fat girl the next day but you can’t blame science for it. I wasn’t born attracted to big ass women. Granted at my age the opportunities aren’t flowing like they were 20 years ago . Now I did see a scientific article the other day that said all women were born bi polar or bi sexual so maybe it’s scientific after all. 

I’d prefer a bi-sexual lady rather than bi-polar. But that’s just me.

[Lou]

7 minutes ago, cals said:

I’d prefer a bi-sexual lady rather than bi-polar. But that’s just me.

Ever been with a bi-polar chick?

[cals]

Just now, Lou said:

Ever been with a bi-polar chick?

Too much of a headache.  Maybe when I was 30 it was fun.  Now it would just make me sigh.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Too much of a headache.  Maybe when I was 30 it was fun.  Now it would just make me sigh.

Ok, just checking. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

Came across this one on YouTube. Sabine usually shits on the sensationalist headlines you see on pop-science articles.

tl;dr: Ya it’s not fair, but it’s the concept of women’s sports that’s stupid. Trying to engineer fairness in sports is a fools errand.

[cals]

7 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Came across this one on YouTube. Sabine usually shits on the sensationalist headlines you see on pop-science articles.

tl;dr: Ya it’s not fair, but it’s the concept of women’s sports that’s stupid. Trying to engineer fairness in sports is a fools errand.

I didn’t watch but then why not just get rid of women’s sports?  If separation of the sexes for sporting fairness is a fools errand than let’s just do away with women’s sports altogether.  Bitches belong in the kitchen anyways.

[AngelsLakersFan]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

I didn’t watch but then why not just get rid of women’s sports?  If separation of the sexes for sporting fairness is a fools errand than let’s just do away with women’s sports altogether.  Bitches belong in the kitchen anyways.

I knew you’d get it!

[cals]

13 minutes ago, Lou said:

Ok, just checking. 

Why you know some gal that likes to party?  
 

Then cry?  
 

Then party?

 

Then cry?

 

Then make me breakfast?

[cals]

1 minute ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

I knew you’d get it!

I ain’t no dummy.

[Lou]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Why you know some gal that likes to party?  
 

Then cry?  
 

Then party?

 

Then cry?

 

Then make me breakfast?

Several

[cals]

11 minutes ago, Lou said:

Several

So you basically know several women.

[cals]

* Several women that can scramble eggs, I meant

[Lou]

Just now, cals said:

So you basically know several women.

I do.