Photo of players who have played 3B for the Angels since Troy Glaus (with the exception of Chone Figgins)

[T.G.]

AKA... Black Hole.

[ten ocho recon scout]

Reminds me that im overdue for a physical.

"Ok, pants down. Time to check your hot corner." - my doctor

[totdprods]

Alberto Callaspo was like 3.5 WAR in ‘11 and ‘12, with a 112 OPS+ in ‘11.

He was a solid player in hindsight, at least briefly. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

4 minutes ago, totdprods said:

Alberto Callaspo was like 3.5 WAR in ‘11 and ‘12, with a 112 OPS+ in ‘11.

He was a solid player in hindsight, at least briefly. 

True. He was boring as hell. And a total cockblocker (long story). But id kill to have someone like him at 3B now.

[T.G.]

@totdprods please remove your post.  It does not fit with my narrative.  Thank you kindly.

[floplag]

i was prepared for a collage of various animal droppings, but this was apropos, well played sir  

[Torridd]

45 minutes ago, True Grich said:

AKA... Black Hole.

Candidate for post of the year!

[AngelsLakersFan]

36 minutes ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Reminds me that im overdue for a physical.

"Ok, pants down. Time to check your hot corner." - my doctor

Why was this my first thought as well???

[T.G.]

15 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Why was this my first thought as well???

Wow... your first thought was of ten ocho recon scout 

TMI

[AngelsLakersFan]

20 minutes ago, True Grich said:

Wow... your first thought was of ten ocho recon scout 

TMI

Hey, no way Im the first.

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, True Grich said:

AKA... Black Hole.

Racist.

 

 

Oh wait, you said "without" Figgins.

[UndertheHalo]

You know what’s crazy about that black hole.  That dang thing could literally eat our solar system.  

Damn. 

[Chuck]

4 minutes ago, UndertheHalo said:

You know what’s crazy about that black hole.  That dang thing could literally eat our solar system.  

Damn. 

 

 

[Tank]

2 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Reminds me that im overdue for a physical.

"Ok, pants down. Time to check your hot corner." - my doctor

"hey doc, aren't you going to at least buy me dinner first? Moooooooon River . . . "

[TroutAdell]

In the history of the franchise only two legitimate 3B have been produced by the system, Carney Lansford and Troy Glaus. This is pretty pathetic. 

[ten ocho recon scout]

6 hours ago, Tank said:

"hey doc, aren't you going to at least buy me dinner first? Moooooooon River . . . "

Its like the time i was at the dentist, and he readied a shot and said "now youre gonna feel a little prick in your mouth"

Now i have a ton of cavities. Now way im running that gauntlet again.

[ten ocho recon scout]

8 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Why was this my first thought as well???

 

7 hours ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Hey, no way Im the first.

If we go at the same time, with the same doctor, it would be like a chinese finger trap!

[Tank]

4 hours ago, TroutTrumbo said:

In the history of the franchise only two legitimate 3B have been produced by the system, Carney Lansford and Troy Glaus. This is pretty pathetic. 

if he were hispanic, we'd call him by his given name: carnitas lansford.