the 'what if a lot of good stuff happened' thread

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 12/29/2018 at 10:13 AM, Dtwncbad said:

What if Anna Kendrick knocks on my door with two first class plane tickets to Vegas, a suite at the Ballagio, and wants to spend the weekend together in bed getting room service and watching porn?

Dont do it! Every time a chick asked me to do that, we never talked again. (I wont say which of us had the grosser search, but i "spreche sie deutche" if you know what i mean)

 

[ten ocho recon scout]

On 12/29/2018 at 11:31 AM, IEAngelsfan said:

I guess DTW has low expectations this season.

Well. After la stella, and bour and cahill, etc etc...

He didnt say marry her. He said a porn blockbuster night. Not a long term contract. If she sucks, great! If shes just no good, hes off the hook after the weekend.

[Jay]

1 hour ago, Sam Sanchez said:

I am on the pro-Anna Kendrick side of the fence. Coincidentally just watched A Simple Favor last night and find her dorkiness attractive.

I saw her in this commercial and I did not find her dorkiness attractive.

 

[Torridd]

From those choices, I'd go with Cahill.

[ten ocho recon scout]

1 hour ago, calscuf said:

Oh big surprise, a bunch of nerds like the nerdy chick.

I bet you guys watch She’s All That in reverse.

Well done, good sir.

[Tank]

4 hours ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Dont do it! Every time a chick asked me to do that, we never talked again. (I wont say which of us had the grosser search, but i "spreche sie deutche" if you know what i mean)

marlene dietrich? cool.

[IEAngelsfan]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

marlene dietrich? cool.

So Ten is into German dykes?

[ten ocho recon scout]

58 minutes ago, IEAngelsfan said:

So Ten is into German dykes?

Its something about their lederhosen. Gets me going.

[TroutAdell]

On 12/29/2018 at 12:13 PM, Dtwncbad said:

What if Anna Kendrick knocks on my door with two first class plane tickets to Vegas, a suite at the Ballagio, and wants to spend the weekend together in bed getting room service and watching porn?

If Anna Hendrick is in your bed why do you need porn? 

[IEAngelsfan]

1 hour ago, ten ocho recon scout said:

Its something about their lederhosen. Gets me going.

Lederhosen makes me want to yodel, but hey, to each his own.

[Lou]

8 hours ago, TroutTrumbo said:

If Anna Hendrick is in your bed why do you need porn? 

how young are you?

[tomsred]

23 hours ago, Tank said:

marlene dietrich? cool.

For you Tank, Marlene with surgical gloves.....

[Tank]

what a siren!

[Tank]

and that should be for @ten ocho recon scout, not me.