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This professionally written letter from the FBI arrived a couple of days ago. Suck it, losers!
 
   
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division
J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC
 
Dear  Beneficiary ,
 
Series of meetings have been held over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of Eight Million and Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ($8,500,000.00) due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.
 
The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of United States Of America his Excellency President Donald Trumps to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Check or by ATM card?
 
ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $3,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years time which is 2019. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.
 
Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via DHL. Because we have signed a contract with DHL which should expire in next three weeks you will only need to pay $510 instead of $800 saving you $290. So if you pay before the three weeks you save $290 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any.
 
Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $510.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 48hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.
 
Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $510.
 
DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $800 but because DHL have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $800 to $510 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort!
 
To effect the release of your fund valued at $8,500,000.00 you are advised to contact our correspondent, the delivery officer Bar John Williams with the information below,
Name:  Bar John Williams
TELEPHONE: +1 (970) 409-5401
 
You are advised to contact him with the information's as stated below:
 
Your full Name :..............
Your Address  :..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............
Preferred Payment Method (ATM / Cashier Check)
 
Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 48 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 48hours after you have made the payment for shipping.
 
Yours sincerely,
 
NICHOLAS STORY
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
 
Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Bar John Williams (barjohnwilliamss@gmail.com) of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.) of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation
 
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I hear that they keep these things obviously fake to filter down replies to the stupidest people.  The better they write them, the intelligence level of those responding increases and they are more likely to bounce during the event.

Start off with a really obviously fake letter and only the most gullible will reply.  IBM watson has been used to generate many replies to these guys, attempting to make it impossible to differentiate between machine and human, to the point where it becomes unprofitable.

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You might want to hold off on sending them any money. I paid the full price of $800 and have yet to receive my ATM card. My calls and emails have gone without a response.

DHL said without a tracking number they can't help me! 

I'm seriously considering getting the FBI or Jeff Sessions involved. 

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1 hour ago, NJHalo said:

You might want to hold off on sending them any money. I paid the full price of $800 and have yet to receive my ATM card. My calls and emails have gone without a response.

DHL said without a tracking number they can't help me! 

I'm seriously considering getting the FBI or Jeff Sessions involved. 

" So if you pay before the three weeks you save $290 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any."

You clearly didn't read the rules. With the discount the usual fee was $510. You paid more and got scammed. What and idoit!! Now you need to stop communication with everyone. 

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1 hour ago, NJHalo said:

You might want to hold off on sending them any money. I paid the full price of $800 and have yet to receive my ATM card. My calls and emails have gone without a response.

DHL said without a tracking number they can't help me! 

I'm seriously considering getting the FBI or Jeff Sessions involved. 

homer simpson doh GIF

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9 hours ago, notherhalo said:

I hear that they keep these things obviously fake to filter down replies to the stupidest people.  The better they write them, the intelligence level of those responding increases and they are more likely to bounce during the event.

Start off with a really obviously fake letter and only the most gullible will reply.  IBM watson has been used to generate many replies to these guys, attempting to make it impossible to differentiate between machine and human, to the point where it becomes unprofitable.

Ever hear of the green dot scam?

Before people figured out it was bogus, we got calls on that a lot. Sadly, most were elderly people..i always felt bad on those. Special kind of asshole to rip off an old person.

Anyway, i had more than a few that for all intents and pusposes, were normal, intelligent people....who, for some reason, believed some heavily accented dude who said he was from the IRS, and the back payment needed to be paid by gift card, purchased from the gas station.

All of them were like "they said you guys were coming to arrest me!" Im like, i know most movies are hollywood BS...but in even just one of them, did the cops ever call people to say "were coming, be there in a few to arrest you"?

And at least in one...or any time in your real life...did you ever pay a bill...with a gift card?

 

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7 hours ago, mancini79 said:

" So if you pay before the three weeks you save $290 Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any."

You clearly didn't read the rules. With the discount the usual fee was $510. You paid more and got scammed. What and idoit!! Now you need to stop communication with everyone. 

without the discount, the usual fee is $800, which is what NJH paid.

what a dummy

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I don't trust any restaurant where the patrons can help themselves.  Too many opportunities for things to go wrong.  Call me a germ-a-phobe, but no thank you.  When I think of all the dirty hands that touch the utensils just to serve up their own food, it makes my skin crawl.  Then there's the people coughing, sneezing, etc. around the food. 

Wait... what was this thread about again?

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