Irony

[Adam]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBnb7Kz

[Crampknees]

awesome!!

[the dude abides]

It's a traffic jam, when you're already late.

A wild boar terrorizing Islamic state.

 

[Blarg]

I don't think they get the message that Allah is really not on their side. 

Next up, locust. 

[Spirit]

26 minutes ago, Adam said:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/wild-boars-overrun-islamic-state-position-kill-3-militants/ar-BBAmjUs?li=BBnb7Kz

 

This is great and all, but I've gotta say ... I'm getting a little tired of winning.

 

 

 

[Adam]

How did they not shoot them or run them over with a 1984 Toyota pick up?

[Kevin]

Unconfirmed reports stated the pigs shouted "lahm khinzir akbar" right before they attacked.

[Blarg]

Imagine the parents grief and embarrassment that their jihadist son was killed by a pig and will not be receiving any virgins in the afterlife.

[Taylor]

Take that, anti-swineites!

[Taylor]

Pigs and lions working together.

https://hellochristian.com/7296-a-group-of-lions-save-christians-from-execution-by-islamic-militants-says-pastor

[Blarg]

Taylor, that really reads as made up bullshit.

 

[Jay]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Pigs and lions working together.

https://hellochristian.com/7296-a-group-of-lions-save-christians-from-execution-by-islamic-militants-says-pastor

How did you find this story?

Anyway that's some seriously Biblical stuff right there.

 

[Thomas]

35 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Pigs and lions working together.

https://hellochristian.com/7296-a-group-of-lions-save-christians-from-execution-by-islamic-militants-says-pastor

"Where the hell were they while I was playing?"

-- Barry Sanders

[Taylor]

41 minutes ago, Blarg said:

Taylor, that really reads as made up bullshit.

Of course. It's an impossible story to corroborate. But if you had asked me before today, "Which is more likely to kill a group of ISIS militants—a herd of pigs or a pack of lions?" I know what my answer would have been.

[Jason]

I hope the pigs ate them and shit them out. 

[arch stanton]

57 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Of course. It's an impossible story to corroborate. But if you had asked me before today, "Which is more likely to kill a group of ISIS militants—a herd of pigs or a pack of lions?" I know what my answer would have been.

Not to nitpick but isn't it a pride of lions? I guess the likelihood depends on how many militants are roaming the Serengeti

[the dude abides]

2 hours ago, Jason said:

I hope the pigs ate them and shit them out. 

We can then have the pigs post in Tdawg's shit thread.

[IEAngelsfan]

 

[UndertheHalo]

solid day at the office for those pigs.

[Lou]

On April 26, 2017 at 7:05 AM, Blarg said:

Imagine the parents grief and embarrassment that their jihadist son was killed by a pig and will not be receiving any virgins in the afterlife.

They will, but they're all porkers

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Whew! 

I still got it. 

 

 

You guys got it, right? 

[Lou]

right?

[Lou]

Hello???

is this thing on ?

[Lou]

Kevin is a wonderful human being.

[Jason]

[Vegas Halo Fan]

On 4/25/2017 at 8:22 PM, the dude abides said:

A wild boar terrorizing Islamic state.

So, you don't like pork, eh?