If I Win The Powerball Today, I'm Buying The Angels

[VariousCrap]

Good news everyone.  If I win the Powerball today, I will buy the Angels.  This should take care of all the fans problems.

 

Wish me luck!!!

[UndertheHalo]

i dont know man.  Even untaxed I don't think the 1.5 billion would be enough to yank the team away from Arte.  Maybe he'll let you by a share of the team ?

[mtangelsfan]

Good news everyone.  If I win the Powerball today, I will buy the Angels.  This should take care of all the fans problems.

 

Wish me luck!!!

 

What will you name your yacht?

[VariousCrap]

For shits and giggles, if I won the entire 1.5 billion, lets say half goes to taxes, that means I get 750 million.  According to Forbes, the Angels are worth 554 million.  I can offer him 575 million for the team and that should do it.

 

All moves I make as owner will have to pass a poll here at AngelsWin.com!!!!

[VariousCrap]

What will you name your yacht?

 

 

 

No thanks to a yacht.

[tomsred]

Good news everyone.  If I win the Powerball today, I will buy the Angels.  This should take care of all the fans problems.

 

Wish me luck!!!

Somehow I don't think buying a baseball team is the best use of 1.5B, LOL.

[Docwaukee]

For shits and giggles, if I won the entire 1.5 billion, lets say half goes to taxes, that means I get 750 million.  According to Forbes, the Angels are worth 554 million.  I can offer him 575 million for the team and that should do it.

 

All moves I make as owner will have to pass a poll here at AngelsWin.com!!!!

the franchise is valued at 1.2 billion.  If Arte's Yacht is the 'economics', your boat would be the 'microeconomics'.  

[laagamer]

Please God let VariousCrap win the Powerball today. 

[VariousCrap]

the franchise is valued at 1.2 billion.  If Arte's Yacht is the 'economics', your boat would be the 'microeconomics'.  

 

 

Is it really?  Forbes doesn't have it that high.

 

Oh well....lol

[mtangelsfan]

For shits and giggles, if I won the entire 1.5 billion, lets say half goes to taxes, that means I get 750 million.  According to Forbes, the Angels are worth 554 million.  I can offer him 575 million for the team and that should do it.

 

All moves I make as owner will have to pass a poll here at AngelsWin.com!!!!

 

We will win 30 games a season if you do that.

[Docwaukee]

Is it really?  Forbes doesn't have it that high.

 

Oh well....lol

http://www.forbes.com/mlb-valuations/list/

 

besides, how are you going to win powerball if the winning numbers are on my ticket?

[Docwaukee]

We will win 30 games a season if you do that.

i'm fine with that as long as Randy Winn hits 3rd and Matt Clement is our #1 starter.  

[tdawg87]

I'm buying a date with Trout.

[Angel Oracle]

The winnings, if lump sum, would actually be 50% of the $1.5 billion, and then 61% of that.

Total would be around $457 million.

[Erstad Grit]

The winnings, if lump sum, would actually be 50% of the $1.5 billion, and then 61% of that.

Total would be around $457 million.

 

Then  he's buying the Rays

[Docwaukee]

The winnings, if lump sum, would actually be 50% of the $1.5 billion, and then 61% of that.

Total would be around $457 million.

well forget it then.  it's barely worth it at that point.  Maybe I'll just buy an MLS team instead.  or a hooters.  

[Angelsjunky]

[Aaronkv]

This is the only correct answer.

 

[Guest]

AO for GM

[Vegas Halo Fan]

Good news everyone.  If I win the Powerball today, I will buy the Angels.  This should take care of all the fans problems.

 

Wish me luck!!!

 

That would be fine, had I not bought the winning ticket in Baker on Sunday.

[fan_since79]

After you buy the team, can you outlaw the contact play and light-hitting left fielders? Go get someone who can hit a baseball!

[VariousCrap]

Sorry everyone.  I can't save the team from Arte.

[seenoevil]

Josh Hamilton wins the power ball

[Lou]

This is the only correct answer.

 

Obviously an AW member.

So, if you had to guess, who would you pick?

He looks like a Tobias Funke

[ABC]

Jeff Fletcher â€@JeffFletcherOCR  11h11 hours ago

You'll be happy to know I didn't win the powerball, so you can continue asking me every day when the Angels will get a LF. (Maybe Arte won.)

 

 

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