The grocery bagger just mashed my avocado?

[AngelArcher]

So one of the two grocery stores that I regularly shop at hires "special" people to bag groceries. I think it's pretty cool and most of them seem very happy and content. I just got home and one of the two avocados that I bought was really soft, which puzzled me as I'm pretty selective when picking them out and nothing in the bag could've mashed it, plus the bag was sitting in the front seat. Then it occurred to me that two other people handled it since I didn't bag them prior to checkout and had them loose.

 

So to test whether I was going crazy, I decided to slice it open. Nice and green all around with no bruising/ugly brown spots, which an avocado that was already mashed would certainly have right?

 

Any random stuff happen to you lately?

[mp170.6]

Mashed your avocado? 

 

please, this is a family forum, no sexual innuendo

[Adam]

Very happybattish day to you sir

[mrwicked]

next time that happens..

as you're checking out, and you see the molested avocados.

stop and say "oh wait, one more thing. do you sell piss?

bagger: excuse me?

you: do you have any piss? to go WITH THIS SHIT?!

and smash the avocados in their face. 

 

leave a couple crumpled up singles for the bagger on the counter.

grab your groceries, return any DVDs to the redbox kiosk, and walk out.

[AngelsLongBall]

So one of the two grocery stores that I regularly shop at hires "special" people to bag groceries. I think it's pretty cool and most of them seem very happy and content. I just got home and one of the two avocados that I bought was really soft, which puzzled me as I'm pretty selective when picking them out and nothing in the bag could've mashed it, plus the bag was sitting in the front seat. Then it occurred to me that two other people handled it since I didn't bag them prior to checkout and had them loose.

So to test whether I was going crazy, I decided to slice it open. Nice and green all around with no bruising/ugly brown spots, which an avocado that was already mashed would certainly have right?

Any random stuff happen to you lately?

I'm not saying aliens, but aliens.

[Homebrewer]

Bruised avocados?

Man..life really sucks down there in the OC these days.

These kind of horror stories sure make me glad I got out.

[AngelArcher]

I'm in AZ. If I was still in Anaheim and this happened, I would suspect the bagger of being a Dogs fan since I wear an Angels cap 90% of the time.

[Tank]

if you were a good american, you'd sue the store, the clerk, the guy who drove the delivery truck with the avocados, and the company that makes the grocery carts.

 

i'm not very impressed with you right now.

[gotbeer]

Wait till about 2 am tonight.  Then return the avocado through the window of the market.

[mp170.6]

I'd love to watch a 98 MPH fast avocado vs Mike Trout

[Tank]

I'd love to watch a 98 MPH fast avocado vs Mike Trout

 

i think there's a slo-mo video somewhat related to this in the after dark forum.

[JAHV76]

When life gives you mashed avocados make guacamole.

[AngelArcher]

if you were a good american, you'd sue the store, the clerk, the guy who drove the delivery truck with the avocados, and the company that makes the grocery carts.

 

i'm not very impressed with you right now.

 

I made my first vegetarian dish with it. Grilled portobello mushroom tacos with roasted tomatillo salsa. How do you feel now?

Edited October 3, 2015 by AngelArcher

[Tank]

I made my first vegetarian dish with it. Grilled portobello mushroom tacos with roasted tomatillo salsa. How do you feel now?

 

respectfully humbled.

[Blarg]

I made my first vegetarian dish with it. Grilled portobello mushroom tacos with roasted tomatillo salsa. How do you feel now?

Very nice but what did you have for dinner?

[deepdrive]

Next time buy three avocados and give the 'special' guy a tip. 

[Adam]

I made my first vegetarian dish with it. Grilled portobello mushroom tacos with roasted tomatillo salsa. How do you feel now?

 

You're trying to bang a weird chick you met at Starbucks, aren't you?

[AngelArcher]

I had leftover mushrooms from a steak dinner that I didn't know what to do with. Along with the veggie tacos, I also grilled some carne asada just in case. Lol

[CaliAngel]

I just got a grocery bag full of avocados from the neighbor who has a tree. Best tasting sonsaguns I've ever had.

 

Anyone who lives in California and buys their avocados from the market is a sucker.

[IEAngelsfan]

I just got a grocery bag full of avocados from the neighbor who has a tree. Best tasting sonsaguns I've ever had.

 

Anyone who lives in California and buys their avocados from the market is a sucker.

I agree..............unless none of your neighbors have avocado trees.