2014 Ryder Cup

[Ludwig Von Mises]

Walker misread that 5 footer badly. WTH

[Ludwig Von Mises]

Too many commercials. Can't even follow 3 groups.

[Ludwig Von Mises]

These dumb fvcks aren't even making an attempt to show the golf. A useless interview with some jackass now.

[stevestevens]

Walker and Fowler look like mierda. Webb is looking like he wants to take a nap until the last single on Sunday in hopes that his match will not have any meaning. They need to turn it around ASAP.

Spieth and Reed look ready.

[stevestevens]

These dumb fvcks aren't even making an attempt to show the golf. A useless interview with some jackass now.

The golf channel is clearly taking advantage of the fact that people are finally watching their station. This is terrible. Waaaaaay too many commercials

[stevestevens]

Fowler and Walker...... Wow. Feel free to make a turnaround any time

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Staying up I've managed to watch about 500 commercials and about 50 missed US putts.

 

 

Christ this is frustrating.

[stevestevens]

Rickie! Keep it rolling!

Nice tee shots on the par 3 by mickeltits and mr. Belly putter

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Sweet Jesus.. 4 pros, one par 3, and no balls close to the green.   

 

Is this Riverview Golf Course on a Monday?

[stevestevens]

Those were all awful shots.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Gotta go to bed.  Can't handle the front-loading of commercials.   I'll be up in 3 hours to catch up,

[nate]

Tits and Keegan pull it out on the final hole!  Tits hit an amazing bunker shot to seal it.

 

2.5-1.5 after the morning session.

 

Guess Speith and Reed didn't **** around.  Nice to see!

[stevestevens]

I am finally live after three hours of sleep.

In true aw.com fashion, Reed was a compete stud.

Web and Bubba were an embarrassment. Walker was a stud and keegan and phil were everywhere but made tons of shots.

Great morning.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

[stevestevens]

We need to get some red on the board.

And furyk needs to whack monty 2.0 dude is so pudgy he can't even celebrate a birdie putt

[nate]

Phil's putting has left a lot to be desired so far in this second session.

[nate]

Jimmy Walker, stud.

[Adam]

We need Walker and Fowler to win and for 1 of the other squads to square.

 

Let's go boys!!

[nate]

Man, nothing beats the Ryder cup.  USA making a run on the back 9 again.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Man, nothing beats the Ryder cup.  USA making a run on the back 9 again.

 

Beg to differ.  World Cup way better.  

[Adam]

Jim Furyk doesn't take 12 practice kicks after missing a PK in the World Cup.

 

Edge: Ryder

[Adam]

Make a Putt, KUCH!!!!!!!

[nate]

Beg to differ.  World Cup way better.  

 

I meant in golf.  Love the WC too.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Jim Furyk doesn't take 12 practice kicks after missing a PK in the World Cup.

 

Edge: Ryder

 

Ryder cup is light, man-on-man, slap-and-tickle, ass smacking, junk-brushing teamwork. 

 

World Cup is full on Gonzo, ass-mastering, Brokeback Mountain style orgy.

 

Edge: World Cup

[stevestevens]

RICKIE!!!!

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Feels like the tide is turning here in these matches.   Would be nice to sneak at least 1 1/2 after having a mostly blue board in the afternoon sessions.

 

Think it was a mistake to leave Spieth and Reed out.   They are young.   Mickeltits rarely plays 36 the first days.  He's got that medical condition (or four) that he profits greatly from with all those commercials.