ATTENTION GOLFERS FOR NEXT WEEK

[Bruce Nye]

Our golf outing is next week - 8/16

 

There is a shotgun start - that means everyone tees off at 8:30  Plan to arrive by 8:00 a.m,

 

There is a dress code - no jeans and you must have a collared shirt.  No metal spikes and apparel must be appropriate.

[Blarg]

Also no washing each others balls on the course or you will receive a stroke penalty.

[Brandon]

If you don't hit it past the ladies tees you have to play the rest of the round with your pecker out of your zipper.

[gotbeer]

Also no washing each others balls on the course or you will receive a stroke penalty.

 

If they are washing each others balls on the course, I would think they would want a lot of stroke penalties.

[Crampknees]

Don't pack my camo skorts?

[Crampknees]

Bruce, how many are there?  I think as of now it is me, Chuck and Decinces11.  We just gonna show and grab whoever is extra?

[Jim]

Also no washing each others balls on the course or you will receive a stroke penalty.

After getting my balls washed, receiving a stroke doesn't sound like a penalty. 

[Blarg]

Bruce, how many are there?  I think as of now it is me, Chuck and Decinces11.  We just gonna show and grab whoever is extra?

Whoa there Kurt. This isn't some after World Cup soccer fondue party at Adam's place.

[Crampknees]

Whoa there Kurt. This isn't some after World Cup soccer fondue party at Adam's place.

I live in Texas, there is no fondue, just rare meat on a plate. 

[Chuck]

This should be good. I've golfed TWICE in my life and the last time was 10 years ago. 

[Tank]

If you don't hit it past the ladies tees you have to play the rest of the round with your pecker out of your zipper.

Aka as The Big Boy rule.

[Ohtaniland]

This should be good. I've golfed TWICE in my life and the last time was 10 years ago. 

 

Great now I have to wear my Dino Ebel helmet. 

[gotbeer]

Great now I have to wear my Dino Ebel helmet. 

 

Screw the helmet.  I'd wear a cup.

 

[Bruce Nye]

We have 32 paid players.  For you techies, that is 8 foursomes.

[stormngt]

Is there any room for another?  I am in SD this week, and I maybe able to drive up.

[Bruce Nye]

Is there any room for another?  I am in SD this week, and I maybe able to drive up.

 Stay in touch, Storm - we may have a couple of cancelations.  Check this site or PM me early next week.

[tomsred]

We have 32 paid players.  For you techies, that is 8 foursomes.

Or 7 foursomes, 1 threesome, and Chuck.

[Chuck]

Or 7 foursomes, 1 threesome, and Chuck.

Yes. Can I just wash all ya'lls feet and serve beer to everyone? I'll do a much better job than golfing.

[Ohtaniland]

I'm ready.

 

[Angel Oracle]

I could have taken part, if only Lacey Underall was there.

[stormngt]

What course are you guys golfing?

[Ohtaniland]

San Juan Hills Country Club - Golf San Juan Capistrano, CA ...

[tomsred]

Yes. Can I just wash all ya'lls feet and serve beer to everyone? I'll do a much better job than golfing.

Don't worry Chuck, you won't be going it alone.  Your wife called and she wants three peeps to keep an eye on you around the drink cart girls.

[Bruce Nye]

San Juan Hills is a relatively short course, but its hilly, so even a 350 yd. hole can require a driver and mid-iron.  What makes the course more difficult, however are the greens.  There are a undulations and they are fast.