Gameday Thread (4/10/24 1pm): Rays @ Angels: Soriano on the mound, Rengifo, Adell in, no Rendon, Schanuel

[CaliAngel]

2 minutes ago, Chuck said:

Been out today with a colonoscopy today but I’m happy to report that everything came back good. I’m clean and don’t have to do another one for another 10 years. 

So far I can’t tell the difference between the whole colonoscopy experience today and the Angels play this afternoon. 

The similarities are quite telling. 

Shitty pitching & defense & the offense has been ass.

Hope everything went smooth.

[Junkballer]

1 minute ago, Chuck said:

Been out today with a colonoscopy today but I’m happy to report that everything came back good. I’m clean and don’t have to do another one for another 10 years. 

So far I can’t tell the difference between the whole colonoscopy experience today and the Angels play this afternoon. 

The similarities are quite telling. 

Shitty pitching & defense & the offense has been ass.

There's a clean peanut joke in this post somewhere, but, like the Angels, I just can't put it all together.

[Jason]

Smooth move Adell, now he’s earned more bench time with that HR 

[CaliAngel]

ADELL!

Give the kid more playing time godammit!!!

[Mark68]

Adell wears the Halo!

[daygloman]

Adell!

Go Halos!

[Jason]

7 minutes ago, Chuck said:

Been out today with a colonoscopy today but I’m happy to report that everything came back good. I’m clean and don’t have to do another one for another 10 years. 

So far I can’t tell the difference between the whole colonoscopy experience today and the Angels play this afternoon. 

The similarities are quite telling. 

Shitty pitching & defense & the offense has been ass.

No video from the scope they jammed Into you?

Edited April 10 by Jason

[Angels 1961]

Here is a player that has paid his dues in the minors. He has a lot of talent and needs to play everyday. His bat could add a lot to this lineup what the hell is Washington thinking.

[CaliAngel]

Neto can't even bunt correctly.

His at bats have been just horrible.

[T.G.]

9 minutes ago, Chuck said:

So far I can’t tell the difference between the whole colonoscopy experience today and the Angels play this afternoon. 

The similarities are quite telling. 

Shitty pitching & defense & the offense has been ass.

That's saying a lot.

Truer words have never been written.

[T.G.]

It would be nice if the Angels surprised us and came back and won this stinkin' game.

[T.G.]

Chuck is the only person I've ever known to post a selfie after a colonoscopy.

[Taylor]

Richter's sphincter

[bloodbrother]

5 minutes ago, Angels 1961 said:

Here is a player that has paid his dues in the minors. He has a lot of talent and needs to play everyday. His bat could add a lot to this lineup what the hell is Washington thinking.

Yeah if there is one issue I've had so far early on it's this. This is the season to see what they have in some of these guys. Can we end the Hicks and Sano experiment already. Neither offers much of anything and they aren't any sort of piece for this team moving forward.

[T.G.]

[tdawg87]

6 minutes ago, T.G. said:

Chuck is the only person I've ever known to post a selfie after a colonoscopy.

[CaliAngel]

Moniak should not be batting 2nd.

[Jason]

1 minute ago, tdawg87 said:

Is this considered porno for gay guys?

[T.G.]

An uneventful 7th....

[BTH]

what are the odds of a back-and-forth post-game between the manager and a reporter about Sanó?

[bloodbrother]

Moore continues to look good at least.

[Erstad Grit]

Hicks and Sano are k machines

 

[T.G.]

I find it funny when announcers say "that was a good hack" when all the player did was foul the ball off. 

[T.G.]

Damn marine layer.

Oh wait.

[T.G.]

Adell was trying to take out Hicks on that swing....

Force his way into the lineup.