Have you ever

[Taylor]

gone to the movie theater, bought an ICEE and Red Vines, then used a Red Vine as a straw by biting off the ends?

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

gone to the movie theater, bought an ICEE and Red Vines, then used a Red Vine as a straw by biting off the ends?

No but I have snuck in a couple 40s, gotten drunk and made an ass of myself.

[Blarg]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

gone to the movie theater, bought an ICEE and Red Vines, then used a Red Vine as a straw by biting off the ends?

This is @Taylor's idea of having a wild Thursday night out without the wife and kids. And he still went to see Little Mermaid. 

[cals]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

This is @Taylor's idea of having a wild Thursday night out without the wife and kids. And he still went to see Little Mermaid. 

I thought he was finally going to ask us if it was gay if he put his buddy’s weiner in his mouth on a church camping trip.  Like, it couldn’t be gay, because it was for church, right?

(I’m laughing my ass off because Taylor turning white reading that).

[Jason]

6 hours ago, cals said:

I thought he was finally going to ask us if it was gay if he put his buddy’s weiner in his mouth on a church camping trip.  Like, it couldn’t be gay, because it was for church, right?

(I’m laughing my ass off because Taylor turning white reading that).

Red Vining 

Edited June 23, 2023 by Jason

[Taylor]

8 hours ago, cals said:

I thought he was finally going to ask us if it was gay if he put his buddy’s weiner in his mouth on a church camping trip.  Like, it couldn’t be gay, because it was for church, right?

(I’m laughing my ass off because Taylor turning white reading that).

In a roundabout way, were you hoping to learn if it's gay to solicit BJs from your clients who can't pay their legal fees?

[cals]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

In a roundabout way, were you hoping to learn if it's gay to solicit BJs from your clients who can't pay their legal fees?

“Gulp gulp gulp”

Thats the sound of you swallowing your church camp leader’s man cream.

[Taylor]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

“Gulp gulp gulp”

Thats the sound of you swallowing your church camp leader’s man cream.

"Man cream" is funny. I might steal that.

"Daddy butter" is another good one.

[Jason]

2 hours ago, cals said:

“Gulp gulp gulp”

Thats the sound of you swallowing your church camp leader’s man cream.

3 gulps? That’s a significant load 

[cals]

36 minutes ago, Jason said:

3 gulps? That’s a significant load 

Taylor has a very soft mouth.

[HanfordGuy]

 

[HanfordGuy]

On 6/22/2023 at 8:21 PM, Taylor said:

gone to the movie theater, bought an ICEE and Red Vines, then used a Red Vine as a straw by biting off the ends?

Never done it to an Icee but have done it to a Coke. Also have you ever put the M&Ms on top of the buttered popcorn?

[Taylor]

9 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

Never done it to an Icee but have done it to a Coke. Also have you ever put the M&Ms on top of the buttered popcorn?

My wife does this. I tried it. There's something magical about the combination of saltiness and sweet chocolate.

[Jason]

43 minutes ago, HanfordGuy said:

Never done it to an Icee but have done it to a Coke. Also have you ever put the M&Ms on top of the buttered popcorn?

I bought some of this stuff at Costco. it's pretty good 

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

Did you sit next to Paul Reubens at the theater?  Slurp slurp. 

[mrwicked]

... been close to tragedy
or been close to folks who have?

[Blarg]

15 minutes ago, mrwicked said:

... been close to tragedy
or been close to folks who have?

Yes and on several occasions. 

[mrwicked]

On 7/5/2023 at 3:52 PM, Blarg said:

Yes and on several occasions.