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[cals]

14 minutes ago, arch stanton said:

I heard Cals was circulating a petition to force California lawyers to wear wigs like in UK but not just in court. Will be mandatory in any client meeting

They look classy.  I’m not gonna lie.

[cals]

1 hour ago, cals said:

@Taylor

I’m glad you chose a girls name.  I hate when you see a Tranny with a name like Doug. I mean, commit fully you weirdo.  It’s all or nothing.

[Lhalo]

I get a kick out of people like Taylor who can’t understand how radical it was to reject the Crown as colonials. He thinks it was a bunch of slave owners when in truth the Revolution had its roots in New England. It was all about a government across the pond dictating their edicts upon people who sought a better way of life. 

On a current note the left has absolutely ruined this country and it’s evident by observing the cities they control. They attempt to rewrite history and change the present narrative. What’s up is down and what’s day is night according to them. Men can be women and women can be men. They try to justify insanity. 

I’ll take it a step further by informing you that anyone who says they are transgender is fucking crazy. You are either born a man or a woman unless your are one of the twelve or thirteen people born on the planet with a clit larger than Jamie Lee Curtis. There is no self identifying as the opposite gender. It’s all bullshit. It’s all make believe and guess what, fuck you. You’re entirely full of shit if you believe that.

Sorry not sorry if you can’t figure that out but if you were born with a dick you’re a male and if you were born with a pussy you’re a female. The “believe the science” crowd should understand this shit but instead we have the Taylor’s of the world who hate themselves for being white and blame the founders of our country for their problems because they are the most insecure motherfuckers to ever be born.

When the financial collapse happens I’ll be sure my kids won’t act as victims and they’ll be prepared to defend themselves against a certain demographic. Good luck to the virtue signaling fags on this board who like to play the victim card because their stupidity makes them poor and they’ll most likely stay that way. It sucks to suck  

Hallelujah! Holyshit! Where’s the Tylenol?

[Lhalo]

Explain you’re WTF emoji @AngelsLakersFan 

[Blarg]

@Lhalo drunk posting better than @cals

[AngelsLakersFan]

1 minute ago, Lhalo said:

Explain you’re WTF emoji @AngelsLakersFan 

Lol, your post reminded me of the lady that sits outside Target on the weekends and yells at people about executing all the traitors and conspirators. 

You guys should totally hang out.

[Lhalo]

16 minutes ago, AngelsLakersFan said:

Lol, your post reminded me of the lady that sits outside Target on the weekends and yells at people about executing all the traitors and conspirators. 

You guys should totally hang out.

I’m a normal person with a wife, 2 kids and a successful job. Sorry to disappoint. 

[cals]

9 hours ago, Blarg said:

@Lhalo drunk posting better than @cals

It’s pretty solid, I agree.

[Jason]

9 hours ago, Lhalo said:

I get a kick out of people like Taylor who can’t understand how radical it was to reject the Crown as colonials. He thinks it was a bunch of slave owners when in truth the Revolution had its roots in New England. It was all about a government across the pond dictating their edicts upon people who sought a better way of life. 

On a current note the left has absolutely ruined this country and it’s evident by observing the cities they control. They attempt to rewrite history and change the present narrative. What’s up is down and what’s day is night according to them. Men can be women and women can be men. They try to justify insanity. 

I’ll take it a step further by informing you that anyone who says they are transgender is fucking crazy. You are either born a man or a woman unless your are one of the twelve or thirteen people born on the planet with a clit larger than Jamie Lee Curtis. There is no self identifying as the opposite gender. It’s all bullshit. It’s all make believe and guess what, fuck you. You’re entirely full of shit if you believe that.

Sorry not sorry if you can’t figure that out but if you were born with a dick you’re a male and if you were born with a pussy you’re a female. The “believe the science” crowd should understand this shit but instead we have the Taylor’s of the world who hate themselves for being white and blame the founders of our country for their problems because they are the most insecure motherfuckers to ever be born.

When the financial collapse happens I’ll be sure my kids won’t act as victims and they’ll be prepared to defend themselves against a certain demographic. Good luck to the virtue signaling fags on this board who like to play the victim card because their stupidity makes them poor and they’ll most likely stay that way. It sucks to suck  

Hallelujah! Holyshit! Where’s the Tylenol?

I just googled Jamie Lee Curtis’ large clit 

[Crampknees]

22 minutes ago, Jason said:

I just googled Jamie Lee Curtis’ large clit 

Was it bigger than yours?

[Crampknees]

I just gave Larry a WTF.  Larry thinks everyone has to explain themselves to him.  Fuck that. 

[Jason]

12 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

Was it bigger than yours?

No

[UndertheHalo]

It’s important that we get back on track.  So I have yet another excellent conservative cartoon. 
 

thank you. 

[Taylor]

12 hours ago, cals said:

I’m glad you chose a girls name.  I hate when you see a Tranny with a name like Doug. I mean, commit fully you weirdo.  It’s all or nothing.

Why are you replying to yourself? Weirdo.

[Taylor]

11 hours ago, Lhalo said:

I get a kick out of people like Taylor who can’t understand how radical it was to reject the Crown as colonials. He thinks it was a bunch of slave owners when in truth the Revolution had its roots in New England. It was all about a government across the pond dictating their edicts upon people who sought a better way of life. 

On a current note the left has absolutely ruined this country and it’s evident by observing the cities they control. They attempt to rewrite history and change the present narrative. What’s up is down and what’s day is night according to them. Men can be women and women can be men. They try to justify insanity. 

I’ll take it a step further by informing you that anyone who says they are transgender is fucking crazy. You are either born a man or a woman unless your are one of the twelve or thirteen people born on the planet with a clit larger than Jamie Lee Curtis. There is no self identifying as the opposite gender. It’s all bullshit. It’s all make believe and guess what, fuck you. You’re entirely full of shit if you believe that.

Sorry not sorry if you can’t figure that out but if you were born with a dick you’re a male and if you were born with a pussy you’re a female. The “believe the science” crowd should understand this shit but instead we have the Taylor’s of the world who hate themselves for being white and blame the founders of our country for their problems because they are the most insecure motherfuckers to ever be born.

When the financial collapse happens I’ll be sure my kids won’t act as victims and they’ll be prepared to defend themselves against a certain demographic. Good luck to the virtue signaling fags on this board who like to play the victim card because their stupidity makes them poor and they’ll most likely stay that way. It sucks to suck  

Hallelujah! Holyshit! Where’s the Tylenol?

Sir

[Taylor]

11 hours ago, Lhalo said:

I’m a normal person with a wife, 2 kids and a successful job.

Me too!

[cals]

2 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Me too!

There is no way those are your kids.

And I think we have a different definition of successful.

[Taylor]

Just now, cals said:

There is no way those are your kids.

And I think we have a different definition of successful.

They're way too smart and cute to not be my kids.

Your daughter, on the other hand, is way too hilarious to be your kid.

[cals]

18 minutes ago, Taylor said:

They're way too smart and cute to not be my kids.

Your daughter, on the other hand, is way too hilarious to be your kid.

Oh fuck, you destroyed me!  I’m so embarrassed!

[Crampknees]

6 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

It’s important that we get back on track.  So I have yet another excellent conservative cartoon. 
 

thank you. 

MAGA's will need another boogeyman soon. I am guessing he will have to add Meatball Ron in there soon. 

[Blarg]

6 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

It’s important that we get back on track.  So I have yet another excellent conservative cartoon. 
 

thank you. 

After the grade school Principle who was forced to resign over presenting children with images of Michaelangelo's, David, I find it concerning a child is involved in the King with no Clothes parable. 

[UndertheHalo]

1 minute ago, Blarg said:

After the grade school Principle who was forced to resign over presenting children with images of Michaelangelo's, David, I find it concerning a child is involved in the King with no Clothes parable. 

In a better world a child would never be exposed to this parable.  Or any parable.  Or taught to read.  

[Blarg]

We would do this for their protection in a right and just society. 

[AngelsLakersFan]

2 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

In a better world a child would never be exposed to this parable.  Or any parable.  Or taught to read.  

Very dangerous stuff in those words 

[Taylor]

16 hours ago, UndertheHalo said:

In a better world a child would never be exposed to this parable.  Or any parable.  Or taught to read.  

Reading is woke.