AW Meetup

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Hey @tdawg87, I’m staying in the same hotel that I took the photo of my dog looking at my weiner.  I thought you’d like that.

How many hotels allow dogs? Is he your "service" animal you sick fuck?

[tdawg87]

2 minutes ago, cals said:

Lots of hotels do, you weirdo.

Well I don't stay in too many hotels. I fuck bitches in the BK parking lot.

[tdawg87]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Dane Cook calls it the BK Lounge.  Did I tell you I saw Dane Cook on Thursday? Hilarious!

Dane Cook ain't doin shit this year.

Am I missing a movie or tv show quote because that's likely.

[tdawg87]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

No he was at the improv and I enjoy his comedy.

I feel like your wife enjoys his comedy and you've convinced yourself you do as well because you enjoy getting laid once in a year.

[failos]

18 hours ago, failos said:

Well, this thread has been a success

Agreed

[failos]

BtW impressive pic @cals

[Jason]

Why is cals sporting a semi with a dog right there? 

[failos]

1 hour ago, Jay said:

Boise. Want to meet up here? 

Is that a dry state?

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

Why is cals sporting a semi with a dog right there? 

semi? 

[failos]

1 minute ago, Jason said:

Why is cals sporting a semi with a dog right there? 

been asking myself this question for a while now. I think the other half of the pic is the infamous Cholos bathtub pic

[Stradling]

1 minute ago, cals said:

Naw I like him.  He’s obnoxious and sexist and gross and well past his prime.

Sounds eerily familiar. 

[Taylor]

24 minutes ago, cals said:

I think I’ve told you this but my stepdad is the black guy there.

Your mom married a Black dude? 

[failos]

37 minutes ago, cals said:

Yes.  Two sisters married Japanese guys, one brother married two Korean women. And my dads longtime girlfriend was Mexican snd I’m not sure she spoke much English.  We are a very progressive and color-blind family.

So woke

[Taylor]

45 minutes ago, cals said:

Yes.  Two sisters married Japanese guys, one brother married two Korean women. And my dads longtime girlfriend was Mexican snd I’m not sure she spoke much English.  We are a very progressive and color-blind family.

Your brother is a polygamist?

[failos]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

Yeah but nobody has nailed a Middle Easterner.

Good. They suck

[failos]

Just now, failos said:

Good. They suck

I should’ve chose a better word than “suck”…

[failos]

4 minutes ago, cals said:

“Are hairy”

Armenians are the hairy ones

[Angel Oracle]

7 hours ago, WicketMaiden said:

Thanks for the offer @Tank, she's a very good actress, but she's not really my type. But if you've got Jennifer Lawrence's number...  

Just bring Isla Fisher and Kate Beckinsale along too.

[REDneck]

5 hours ago, Jay said:

Boise. Want to meet up here? 

Better venue than the OC

[Angel Oracle]

3 hours ago, tdawg87 said:

Dane Cook ain't doin shit this year.

Am I missing a movie or tv show quote because that's likely.

Employee of the Month, cool flick

[Angel Oracle]

49 minutes ago, failos said:

Armenians are the hairy ones

So are French women 

[Tank]

7 hours ago, failos said:

But seriously…I got a book publishing deal to write a book about professional Android app development.

oh, so you're realy W.E. Baxter. 

now it all makes sense.

[Tank]

7 hours ago, WicketMaiden said:

Thanks for the offer @Tank, she's a very good actress, but she's not really my type. But if you've got Jennifer Lawrence's number...  

what a coincidence! i'm having lunch with her on wednesday. i'll run it by her and let you know what she says.

[REDneck]

8 minutes ago, Angel Oracle said:

Just bring Isla Fisher and Kate Beckinsale along too.

Excellent taste!!

 

[Tank]

5 hours ago, Jay said:

Boise. Want to meet up here? 

one of my best friends is moving up there on wednesday, getting married on thursday, and starting a new job on friday.