As Good as it Gaetz!

[Kotchman]

These were nomadic scum and God was basically burning down the whorehouse

[Jason]

Just now, Kotchman said:

And all were originally supposed to be killed. 

Correct

[Kevin]

Just now, Jason said:

You were sort of wrong. They only took the virgin girls. The others were killed 

I didn’t mention they took all the women. I just mentioned he was okay with sexual slavery. Hence the young girls being taken for sexual purposes.

 

[Kevin]

By the way. Adam’s explanation was better. It was minority report Old Testament style.

[Jason]

1 minute ago, Kevin said:

By the way. Adam’s explanation was better. It was minority report Old Testament style.

Apparently God is a precog

[Adam]

12 minutes ago, Kevin said:

Rough. And the sexual slavery?

That's pretty much what arranged marriage is. Dudes had lots of wives back then. I'm sure most of those women weren't all that into it but it's what those cultures did. They killed all the Daddies so they didn't even have to give up any camels or spices.

[Kevin]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m starting to understand the draw of this religion stuff.  I didn’t know there was poon in it.  What other books can you refer me to next time I need to rub one out. (Numbers 31 bookmarked).

Nah. Do the one where the guy pulls out and then God strikes him dead. 

[Kevin]

11 minutes ago, Adam said:

That's pretty much what arranged marriage is. Dudes had lots of wives back then. I'm sure most of those women weren't all that into it but it's what those cultures did. They killed all the Daddies so they didn't even have to give up any camels or spices.

I get the cultural aspect to it. I just don't think I can tie it to a religious point.

[Kevin]

14 minutes ago, Jason said:

Apparently God is a precog

I don't know why KC is so against abortion. Blacks are just stopping future criminals from being born just like Israelites killing six month old babies that are nomadic scum prevents them from being trouble later on for them. God's will or some shit like.

 

[Jason]

11 minutes ago, cals said:

I’m starting to understand the draw of this religion stuff.  I didn’t know there was poon in it.  What other books can you refer me to next time I need to rub one out. (Numbers 31 bookmarked).

Ezekiel 23:20

[Rico]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

You don't know Chuck.

My apologies to Chuck if I misinterpreted our last conversation on this. 

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

Nah a bit different. Mormon Jesus says having a trampoline in your backyard is gospel. No other God says that.

Mormon margarita. A mixture of Sprite and fruit punch. 

[Rico]

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

Ha. I’m an insignificant spec in this universe so I would never claim to know if there is a God or not. This type of stuff makes me think though if any God does exist, he’s not associated with this type of stuff.

I've flip-floped between Deist and Agnostic over the years.  Basically, I'm somehow both.

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, Kevin said:

Same God isn’t it?

He just got a bit more friendly in the New Testament.

 

 

Delegated authority over earth which freed up more time to deal with the rest of the universe. 

[Kotchman]

40 minutes ago, Kevin said:

I don't know why KC is so against abortion. Blacks are just stopping future criminals from being born just like Israelites killing six month old babies that are nomadic scum prevents them from being trouble later on for them. God's will or some shit like.

 

I don’t disagree the majority of aborted babies would end up in prison.  Just don’t think we condemn all of them. Libs kill all they can and then pretty much let the ones who escaped do whatever the hell they please until a cop shoots them. I’m more for giving everyone a chance but laying the smack down if they become fuck ups

[Rico]

2 minutes ago, Kotchman said:

I don’t disagree the majority of aborted babies would end up in prison.  Just don’t think we condemn all of them. Libs kill all they can and then pretty much let the ones who escaped do whatever the hell they please until a cop shoots them. I’m more for giving everyone a chance but laying the smack down if they become fuck ups

If we're talking biblical here.  The soul enters the body upon first breath. 

[Kotchman]

Just now, Rico said:

If we're talking biblical here.  The soul enters the body upon first breath. 

So it was just the prophets he knew before they were in the womb?

[Adam]

2 hours ago, Kevin said:

I get the cultural aspect to it. I just don't think I can tie it to a religious point.

A small part of a much larger narrative but I think it has a lot more to do with humanity than religion  

[St1ck]

How the hell did the only post on the entire internet that shines a positive light about Matt Gaetz turn into a bible passage thread? 

[Kotchman]

We could talk about the Korean lady shaving my head bald today. 

[Kotchman]

I’m not real picky about my hair but she lines in up like the blacks. I ask for military high reg and come out looking like Eminem’s fat old man 

[Adam]

You gotta go to the Vietnamese broads 

[Adam]

25 minutes ago, St1ck said:

How the hell did the only post on the entire internet that shines a positive light about Matt Gaetz turn into a bible passage thread? 

[St1ck]

6 minutes ago, Adam said:

I'm missing the joke here. The only thing I could think of was his mini cupcake rant. 

[Adam]

9 minutes ago, St1ck said:

I'm missing the joke here. The only thing I could think of was his mini cupcake rant. 

Kevin