Hanford Guy's Hijacked Memes Thread

[Docwaukee]

also cool that you've got your girls playing the git.  your lineup gives me some Rick Beato vibes.  Been binging a bunch of his stuff lately.  

[Taylor]

20 hours ago, Blarg said:

All the kids toys and furniture mixed in with the tool chest, Tears For Fears poster and dog porn has that FBI serial killer profile feel to it. 

Behind the door blocked by the fridge is where he stores the hookers' bodies.

[gotbeer]

17 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Behind the door blocked by the fridge is where he stores the hookers' bodies.

That's what the coolers for.  

[Jay]

On 1/30/2022 at 10:42 PM, cals said:

My garage isn’t a room for cars.  It’s a room for one man in a house of females.

Another option would be to buy a bigger house with sufficient space.

[Tank]

6 hours ago, Dochalo said:

right down the line or baker street?

baker street

[Blarg]

14 minutes ago, Jay said:

Another option would be to buy a bigger house with sufficient space.

He is too poor to afford a house with a designated room for himself. So his Tourag sits outside and oxidizes. 

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

baker street

Stuck in the Middle With You when he was in Stealer's Wheel. 

[Blarg]

3 minutes ago, cals said:

Actually that’s the plan.  Eventually we’re going to move and I’d like to build a studio/man cave space. For now I’m stuck in the garage.

Custom build, it's cheaper than buying and trying to retrofit. Of course it also takes a little over a year and you have to deal with contractors, permits, and paying for two residences and the end result is your kids still hate you but you have that sweet sound studio to drown out their whining. 

[Tank]

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

Stuck in the Middle With You when he was in Stealer's Wheel. 

good call. i'd forgotten about that one. Or possibly never knew about it. 

[Lou]

1 minute ago, Tank said:

good call. i'd forgotten about that one. Or possibly never knew about it. 

[St1ck]

8 minutes ago, cals said:

I was thinking of just buying a property big enough to put this in the backyard:

https://www.coloradosheds.com/product/16x36-gable-with-porch/

That's much nicer than the one I was living in at @Tank's place. Plus it's not covered in golf ball dents. 

[Don]

Just now, St1ck said:

That's much nicer than the one I was living in at @Tank's place. Plus it's not covered in golf ball dents. 

[Tank]

14 minutes ago, St1ck said:

That's much nicer than the one I was living in at @Tank's place. Plus it's not covered in golf ball dents. 

for purposes of accuracy, the golf ball dents increased as you became more quick on your feet. i'm proud of you.

Edited February 1, 2022 by Tank

[Blarg]

30 minutes ago, cals said:

I was thinking of just buying a property big enough to put this in the backyard:

https://www.coloradosheds.com/product/16x36-gable-with-porch/

That is considered affordable housing in Kentucky for those that will eventually move up to a double wide. 

[Jason]

[Redondo]

[Redondo]

Ice formed around a light post

[Blarg]

With the right lighting at night that would look like the angel of death. 

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, Redondo said:

Ice formed around a light post

@Victorious Ghost sees an Ice Ghost.

[Amazing Larry]

 

[Taylor]

4 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

 

d) A composite of 12 sweaty white dudes.

[JAHV76]

[St1ck]

9 minutes ago, JAHV76 said:

 

[Jason]

3 hours ago, Lhalo said:

 

He could be taking a very big dump 

[St1ck]

3 hours ago, Lhalo said:

 

Obviously Steinbrenner made him shave those sideburns before joining the Yankees.