Unsolicited Advice for the NEW FATHER,Taylor!

[Blarg]

BTW, we need proof of fatherhood so a Pic with baby in Angels gear must be provided within 3 days. 

[Taylor]

10 hours ago, failos said:

CONGRATS BUDDY!!!!!!

What did you name your kid?

Thanks, Paul! Her name is Nora, after my wife's grandmother.

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

BTW, we need proof of fatherhood so a Pic with baby in Angels gear must be provided within 3 days. 

Not sure if it'll happen within 3 days, but it'll happen.

[Jason]

10 hours ago, Taylor said:

UPDATE: As of this evening, I am a dad.

And no, I didn't pass out.

Awesome! Congrats to you and your wife Taylor. Fatherhood is an awesome experience 

[Tank]

congratulations taylor! as a friend of mine once told me, before kids you can't imagine what it'll be like. after kids, you can't remember what it was like without them.

so you went with nora, eh? i would've recommended alberta, but apparently asking for my input was overlooked on this. oh well, hope it works out.

[Taylor]

16 minutes ago, Tank said:

congratulations taylor! as a friend of mine once told me, before kids you can't imagine what it'll be like. after kids, you can't remember what it was like without them.

so you went with nora, eh? i would've recommended alberta, but apparently asking for my input was overlooked on this. oh well, hope it works out.

Good word, Tank! She's been here less than 24 hours and our entire world is already so different. It's a unique, crazy, overhwhelming feeling.

Alberta after our favorite Mang, right?

[failos]

2 hours ago, Taylor said:

Thanks, Paul! Her name is Nora, after my wife's grandmother.

Awesome name! My grandma’s name is Nora as well

[Blarg]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Not sure if it'll happen within 3 days, but it'll happen.

Right away you are slacking off at the job. Before you know it you'll look back and realize you have no pictures Nora before her high school graduation.

 

[Lou]

I have a cousin named Nora.

She's nice. 

[JAHV76]

Congratulations on the birth of your daughter rest when you can you will need plenty of energy 

[T.G.]

She is neither a Yankee Nora Red Sox fan

[T.G.]

Nora, Nora, Nora shares her birthday with Maureen McCormick.

and…

Loni Anderson

Tawny Kitaen

Lolo Jones

[tdawg87]

11 minutes ago, True Grich said:

She is neither a Yankee Nora Red Sox fan

[Tank]

1 hour ago, Lou said:

I have a cousin named Nora.

She's nice. 

is she single? does she like chinese food?

asking for a friend.

Edited August 6, 2021 by Tank

[Lou]

9 minutes ago, Tank said:

is she single? does she like chinese food?

asking for a friend.

No.

Don't know.

Perv.

[Slegnaac]

Congratulations Taylor, I hope the labor was swift.

Is Nora considering a career at Lazy Dog?  Asking for a friend.

[Taylor]

20 hours ago, Slegnaac said:

Congratulations Taylor, I hope the labor was swift.

Is Nora considering a career at Lazy Dog?  Asking for a friend.

I'm sure your friend will make a fine husband, but he's much too old.

He's basically to her what fs79, AIR, and Blarg are to us.

[Blarg]

*cancels baby gift on Amazon. 

[Slegnaac]

5 hours ago, Taylor said:

I'm sure your friend will make a fine husband, but he's much too old.

He's basically to her what fs79, AIR, and Blarg are to us.

Us?

[Taylor]

As promised

[Adam]

Wow just saw this. I thought Taylor was lying when he said his wife was prego. 

 

Congrats! Enjoy.

[arch stanton]

She looks perfect. Nice job

[T.G.]

What a blessing! Congratulations again!

[St1ck]

36 minutes ago, Taylor said:

As promised

I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, St1ck said:

I'm telling you, that baby could be the star of a show called "Babies I Don't Care About."

She'll be heartbroken to hear that her Uncle St1ck doesn't care about her. She'll add you to her prayer list when she's old enough to talk.