The 2020-2021 College Football Thread

[m0nkey]

May not be needed at this point

[Lou]

Nope. 

My gf, knowing how much I love CFB, asked me how I felt about it. My response:

" It really sucks for the kids, but you want to know who really suffers? Me!"

[m0nkey]

How else am I going to lose money every saturday now?

[Lou]

28 minutes ago, m0nkey said:

How else am I going to lose money every saturday now?

Bet on Pakistan.

[angelinkc]

Alabama and Clemson are still playing so we have the essentials covered 

[Tank]

9 hours ago, m0nkey said:

How else am I going to lose money every saturday now?

You can Venmo me.

[RallyMo]

21 hours ago, angelinkc said:

Alabama and Clemson are still playing so we have the essentials covered 

Today I learned that the words "essentials" and "inbreeders" are synonymous.

[angelinkc]

1 hour ago, fishbulb said:

Today I learned that the words "essentials" and "inbreeders" are synonymous.

Well, I hope you enjoyed West Virginia. The southern schools are actually purebred which results in excellent football. 

[m0nkey]

On 8/11/2020 at 10:29 PM, Tank said:

You can Venmo me.

Damn, sorry I only use PayPal.

[Tank]

6 hours ago, m0nkey said:

Damn, sorry I only use PayPal.

That’s cool, too, young man. Hit me up.

I’m financially diversified.

[St1ck]

1 hour ago, Tank said:

That’s cool, too, young man. Hit me up.

I’m financially diversified.

Not anymore. I found your buried can of Buffalo nickels in the backyard. Sorry to break the news this way but you are now flat broke. Also I'm moving out. Just opened a lease on a studio in the city. 

[Tank]

1 hour ago, st1ckboy said:

Not anymore. I found your buried can of Buffalo nickels in the backyard. Sorry to break the news this way but you are now flat broke. Also I'm moving out. Just opened a lease on a studio in the city. 

[Lou]

I should be watching CFB right now.

Sigh...

[Tank]

3 hours ago, Lou said:

I should be watching CFB right now.

Sigh...

I agree

 

[Lou]

Austin Peay running back went 80 yards on the first play from scrimmage of the 2020 CFB season. 

Let's Go Peay!

[Tank]

3 minutes ago, Lou said:

Let's Go Peay!

at my age, that means something entirely different than what the boosters intended.

[Lou]

Just now, Tank said:

at my age, that means something entirely different than what the boosters intended.

or not 

[Tank]

Just now, Lou said:

or not 

do they have a school of urology or something?

[Lou]

2 minutes ago, Tank said:

do they have a school of urology or something?

Imagine being a student. You'd pull so much tail...

[Tank]

5 minutes ago, Lou said:

Imagine being a student. You'd pull so much tail...

i agree, but as @EnglishCop would correctly point out, it seems like that would happen more frequently at the school of proctology...

may be time to update our slang on this one.

[Lou]

[Lou]

So nice to be watching CFB. Any CFB. 

[Lou]

#10 Notre Dame playing their first conference game in 132 year history. 

Down 3-0 to Duke. 

 

[St1ck]

42 minutes ago, Lou said:

#10 Notre Dame playing their first conference game in 132 year history. 

Down 3-0 to Duke. 

 

Watched La-Lafayette upset Iowa State. I like having Golic in the booth. He had mentioned Notre Dame is sharing their NBC contract money with the other teams in the ACC. 

 

[Lou]

1 hour ago, st1ckboy said:

Watched La-Lafayette upset Iowa State. I like having Golic in the booth. He had mentioned Notre Dame is sharing their NBC contract money with the other teams in the ACC. 

 

Yeah, I really like Golic. 

Watching Kansas State lose was pretty sweet, too.