QAnon

[St1ck]

12 minutes ago, cals said:

I get it.  Genius runs in your family then?

No one runs in his family. 

[Blarg]

53 minutes ago, fishbulb said:

That's odd. I swabbed a human this week and they came back positive for COVID. I must have used a swab from the November batch. Oh well.

Rotate your stock for christ sakes, we are trying to flatten the curve!

[Blarg]

43 minutes ago, cals said:

I get it.  Genius runs in your family then?

He moved to Arizona, what did you think would happen? 

[Blarg]

36 minutes ago, st1ckboy said:

No one runs in his family. 

Hah, close to true these days. My brother was on the track team in High School and set the pole vault record that stood for 16 years. I was on the team as a freshman and the coach figured out I was uniquely qualified to run the stopwatch. 

[RallyMo]

https://www.npr.org/2021/02/22/970117188/dominion-voting-systems-files-defamation-lawsuit-against-mypillow-ceo-mike-linde

haha

[Taylor]

30 minutes ago, fishbulb said:

https://www.npr.org/2021/02/22/970117188/dominion-voting-systems-files-defamation-lawsuit-against-mypillow-ceo-mike-linde

haha

It's a sure case, but I doubt the pillow man can cough up $1.3B. I wonder what he'll plead down to.

[Blarg]

He will say he should have modeled his behavior better and that should be good enough.

[Crampknees]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

It's a sure case, but I doubt the pillow man can cough up $1.3B. I wonder what he'll plead down to.

He will take his pillow case to court and be convicted of a pillow sham. 

[Jason]

14 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

He will take his pillow case to court and be convicted of a pillow sham. 

Ok dad 

[Taylor]

20 minutes ago, Jason said:

Ok dad 

He used a double pun in one sentence. As an almost dad, I'm impressed.

[Crampknees]

47 minutes ago, Jason said:

Ok dad 

That punch was like a little girl my son.  Harder next time and then you can call me dad. 

[Jason]

28 minutes ago, Taylor said:

He used a double pun in one sentence. As an almost dad, I'm impressed.

You’ll learn that getting to the double pun level of dad jokes takes years of practice. I recommend starting out by telling restaurant waitresses that the food was terrible while pointing to your clean plate after they asked how your meal was. They will laugh at that to be kind but it will help with your dad joke confidence 

[Lhalo]

Just now, Jason said:

You’ll learn that getting to the double pun level of dad jokes takes years of practice. I recommend starting out by telling restaurant waitresses that the food was terrible while pointing to your clean plate after they asked how your meal was. They will laugh at that to be kind but it will help with your dad joke confidence 

If I had a nickel for every time my wife rolled her eyes at me when we're in public...

[Crampknees]

2 minutes ago, Jason said:

You’ll learn that getting to the double pun level of dad jokes takes years of practice. I recommend starting out by telling restaurant waitresses that the food was terrible while pointing to your clean plate after they asked how your meal was. They will laugh at that to be kind but it will help with your dad joke confidence 

I have never done that one. I tend to say thank you, leave a good tip and then leave.  Now shut the fuck up and get your chores done. 

[Crampknees]

13 minutes ago, Lhalo said:

If I had a nickel for every time my wife rolled her eyes at me when we're in public...

I always did it to my kids on purpose at the store.  I would just go down an aisle and have a random conversation with a stranger and watch them run and hide. 

[Jason]

51 minutes ago, Crampknees said:

I always did it to my kids on purpose at the store.  I would just go down an aisle and have a random conversation with a stranger and watch them run and hide. 

Lol! I like wave at random people while stopped at a light. My daughter ducks down as far as she can but it's weird to me because waiving at people is a kind act. When she was about 7 or 8 she got real embarrassed one day when I was head banging to whatever I was listening to because she was worried people would think I was on drugs. 

[RallyMo]

2 hours ago, Lhalo said:

If I had a nickel for every time my wife rolled her eyes at me when we're in public...

Same.

 

[RallyMo]

If it were my wife and daughter combined...

 

[Taylor]

What about every time Lou responds to a lame joke with

[RallyMo]

[St1ck]

10 minutes ago, fishbulb said:

Redondo? 

[RallyMo]

Just now, st1ckboy said:

Redondo? 

@Redondo?

[St1ck]

Some nightmare fuel right here.

 

[Crampknees]

2 hours ago, fishbulb said:

For fucks sake. That guy does have a resemblance to an ex-AW member.  

[Redondo]

4 hours ago, st1ckboy said:

Redondo? 

 

3 hours ago, fishbulb said:

@Redondo?

I'm not a worshiper of Trump

I liked him for his policies and his foreign affairs.

But I didn't like him tweeting all that unnecessary stuff and saying things that were not needed.

He is still a better option than what we have in office.

Let's see if he makes it to 2024 or if someone else steps up.