Haiku about the Angels

[Taylor]

42 minutes ago, Blarg said:

This is about two months late.

Haikus are timeless

Never late nor early, but

Precisely on time

[Blarg]

25 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Haikus are timeless

Never late nor early, but

Precisely on time

I know this is the same excuse you use for your rent payment but there is an expiration date for current events comedy. 

[Taylor]

5 minutes ago, Blarg said:

I know this is the same excuse you use for your rent payment but there is an expiration date for current events comedy. 

Write your retorts in

Haiku form or they don't count

In this here thread, sir

[Blarg]

You are not writing Hikus, you are just making page breaks in the middle of sentences. 

[Taylor]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

You are not writing Hikus, you are just making page breaks in the middle of sentences. 

Then show us how it's done, o wise one.

[HanfordGuy]

It's tough to hit with
Runners waiting in the wings,
But we'll get there soon.

[HanfordGuy]

Our second-best's down,
Surgery will fix his aches.
Come back soon, Mike Trout.

[HanfordGuy]

Happy birthday, Shohei!
Your talent on the field shines bright,
Hope you have a blast.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

 

Angels’ greatest things

this franchises two heroes 
Jeter and Stradling

[Taylor]

Angels need new dad

Arte skus old man not smart

Or new mom T Swift

[Angelsjunky]

Plenty wasted greats

Another sucky season

More shit ahead. fuck

[Angelsjunky]

To speak honestly

Mike Trout is aging like a

Pujols or Griffey

[Dtwncbad]

Haikus always suck

It’s boring fake poetry

You can’t prove me wrong

[Taylor]

Dtwncbad thinks

He's so cool. But all he does

Is be contrary

[Dtwncbad]

43 minutes ago, Taylor said:

Dtwncbad thinks

He's so cool. But all he does

Is be contrary

No I don’t.

[The Ghost of Bob Starr]

A Halos haiku

is like Angels playoff runs

One ring, 50 seasons dead 

[fan_since79]

Arte so selfish

Wants to hang on forever

Fourth place is our fate

[Angelsjunky]

Sayonara, Sho

It is time for you to go

It will really blow

[jsnpritchett]

Bats weak, spirits low,

Angels' hopes start to dwindle,

Losses keep flowing.

[jsnpritchett]

Empty stadium,

Fans crying in disappointment,

Angels strikeout woes.

 

Unlucky halo,

Pitchers struggle on the mound,

Angels lose again.

 

Broken wings cannot fly,

World Series dreams now shattered,

Angels sink below.

[jsnpritchett]

I'm starting to love AI haiku.

https://boredhumans.com/haiku.php

Arte, sell the team now

Fans plea for a brighter dawn

Angels' spirit lost

 

Halos glow dimly

Ownership's misguided hand

Sell, and let us heal

 

Angels need new light

Arte, have mercy, let go

Give us hope, please go

[Taylor]

22 hours ago, The Ghost of Bob Starr said:

A Halos haiku

is like Angels playoff runs

One ring, 50 seasons dead 

Haiku structure fail

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, Angelsjunky said:

Sayonara, Sho

It is time for you to go

It will really blow

Extra credit for making it rhyme.

[Taylor]

7 hours ago, jsnpritchett said:

I'm starting to love AI haiku.

https://boredhumans.com/haiku.php

Arte, sell the team now

Fans plea for a brighter dawn

Angels' spirit lost

 

Halos glow dimly

Ownership's misguided hand

Sell, and let us heal

 

Angels need new light

Arte, have mercy, let go

Give us hope, please go

This is a wonderful resource. Thank you for sharing.

 

Breaking news today,

Mike Trout injured his wrist,

Fans' hearts filled with pain.

 

A dark cloud descends,

The stadium grows quiet,

Trout's absence is felt.

 

Injured, yet steadfast,

Trout's resilience will shine,

His comeback awaits.

[Taylor]

Arte's mishap, dire,

Embarrassment fills the air,

Stained pants, a nightmare.

 

Inopportune deed,

Laughter echoes far and wide,

Oops, his pants did bleed.

 

Shame follows him close,

Brown stain tells a tale of woe,

Poop-gate, forever known.