Bold (and some not so bold) predictions for the 2019 season

[Broad Street]

1) Cahill and Harvey will both hover between 4.20-4.50 and be traded by the deadline

2) They will trade Calhoun as well because they're 10 games out of the 2nd wild card by the all Star break

3) Canning, Barria, and Suarez all do decent but nothing crazy... All log at least 5 starts

4) Free Fletcher

5) La Stella is let go by mid June

6) Free the Fletchinator

7) Everyone here overreacts every game

Marsh outperforms everyone in our minors earning himself a September call up

9) Thaiss regresses, leaving 1b a question mark

10) Free Fletcher

 

[Tank]

All of our pitchers will have TJ surgery before August.

[Lou]

2 hours ago, Tank said:

All of our pitchers will have TJ surgery before August.

except Cam

[Tank]

8 hours ago, Lou said:

except Cam

[T.G.]

On 3/28/2019 at 2:50 PM, True Grich said:

161-1.

159-3

[Angelsjunky]

- At least a dozen players will have gender re-assignment surgery to give them the actual vaginas they already seemingly have.

- Eppler will sign Pujols to an additional nine years to match Trout’s contract.

- Arte Moreno will buy Grayson Long’s unused UCL, “just in case.”

- @Lou will post “I agree” 137 times during the regular season

- @Jeff Fletcher will patiently re-explain the content of one of his articles 94 times

- @Chuckster70 will oscillate between ecstasy and agony 459 times 

- Bartolo Colon will eat 2,432 cheeseburgers

[Lou]

3 minutes ago, Angelsjunky said:

- At least a dozen players will have gender re-assignment surgery to give them the actual vaginas they already seemingly have.

- Eppler will sign Pujols to an additional nine years to match Trout’s contract.

- Arte Moreno will buy Grayson Long’s unused UCL, “just in case.”

- @Lou will post “I agree” 137 times during the regular season

- @Jeff Fletcher will patiently re-explain the content of one of his articles 94 times

- @Chuckster70 will oscillate between ecstasy and agony 459 times 

- Bartolo Colon will eat 2,432 cheeseburgers

I 

 

 

 

concur 

[T.G.]

18 hours ago, True Grich said:

159-3

1-161

[Chuck]

8 hours ago, Angelsjunky said:

- @Chuckster70 will oscillate between ecstasy and agony 459 times 

I laughed hard on this one. 

[ValbuenaBatFlip]

How are we making the playoffs being the 4th or 5th best team in our division?

[Hubs]

25 minutes ago, ValbuenaBatFlip said:

How are we making the playoffs being the 4th or 5th best team in our division?

They aren't the 4th or 5th best team in the division. I have trouble believing in Seattle. Oakland's pitching is ok, but their offense didn't blow me away.

Houston struggled to open the season, just like we did, and they aren't hitting the panic button.

Let's worry about the standings after a month ok?

[T.G.]

On 4/2/2019 at 7:21 AM, True Grich said:

1-161

Umm... Hello?  I was kidding...

[stormngt]

Who predicted we would start 1-6?