Jose Mota-isms: 2013s

[The Dude]

I thought this would be old by now but it isn't.  Bring on more Mota-isms in 2013!

 

I also felt this way, until I read this gem:

 

"It's been a different one, so into your planning, tell me what went (pause) when you saw the big roster and you saw all the pitchers coming in, some guys who needed to leave into comparing to other spring trainings."

 

God bless Jose for trying, but Its a good thing Langston is taking over this year. Jose and Terry don't seem to have much chemistry together... those constant akward silences coupled with the fake laughs from Terry when he can't make sense of something Mota said are just brutal. 

[Turd Ferguson]

The Angels must love the way the words are coming out of Motie's mouth right now.

[Eric]

Just flipped on today's game (DVR action).  I'm all of one minute in, watching the pre-game whereupon we find Terry Smith and Jose interviewing bench coach Rob Picciolo.  The topic is Spring Training...Fire away, Jose!

 

"It's been a different one, so into your planning, tell me what went (pause) when you saw the big roster and you saw all the pitchers coming in, some guys who needed to leave into comparing to other spring trainings."

 

God bless Picciolo for giving an answer to whatever the hell that was.

It could not possibly be as bad, not that I didn't believe the above quote, but there are times when when I see something here as it was said in the first place making sense when he said it. (see what I did there?)

This time it was worse.

[Eric]

Yes, I know this from last season, but this is epic!

[Vegas Halo Fan]

I have the shirt with that quote. I'm wearing it on my next trip to the Big A.

[DowningRules]

If Fox Sports ever fires Jose, I will quit watching Anyels baseball.  He is our lil' latino Harry Carey.

[WallyWorld]

in the first inning of today's game, against the Royals - "every pitch is important, especially here in ST."

[Vegas Halo Fan]

If Fox Sports ever fires Jose, I will quit watching Anyels baseball.  He is our lil' latino Harry Carey.

 

That's a pretty good analogy - especially late in Harry's career when he would hit the taverns around Wrigley Field before the game, and by the time the game started he was so far in the bag that he was lucky if he knew who was playing. He would do dumb stuff like pronounce guys' names spelled backward and make up stupid songs. His English was about like Jose's at that point in his career.

[EDinTUSTIN]

in the first inning of today's game, against the Royals - "every pitch is important, especially here in ST."

LOL

[Lhalo]

If Fox Sports ever fires Jose, I will quit watching Anyels baseball.  He is our lil' latino Harry Carey.

The favorite planet of is the sun for mine.

[Brent Maguire]

This thread is going to be pure gold by the end of the year. Fantastic!

[CaliAngel]

He is our lil' latino Harry Carey.

 

It's a simple question, doctor!

[DowningRules]

"Well, two top guns on their game on final tune-ups.  It's good to see this then to see something else.  And I'm speaking about both of them."

[Corona]

"Well, two top guns on their game on final tune-ups.  It's good to see this then to see something else.  And I'm speaking about both of them."

 

 

I don't even...

[DowningRules]

"You don't issue free passes, you avoid that, you gonna give yourself a very good chance of just (unintelligable...maybe he said 'kind of') holding down the opponent's hand."

[DowningRules]

"...when you do that you certainly have the favorable going for you."

[DowningRules]

"You know, when you go to college and it's the first time you are away from home, and there's some things that perhaps you wanna take with or, not apply to your more private life away from home..."

 

Life lessons with Jose.

[yk9001]

"Not only is the weather getting warmer, the Sun is getting brighter."

Yeah. Wait.... What?

  Is there anything better to start your day than a hearty laugh?

 

That quote is just pure fricking gold.