Only 3 Months Left To Implement Sharia Law

[Adam]

Since we're all men here I'm assuming we've ALL already implemented Sharia Law in our homes. 

[mtangelsfan]

5 hours ago, Glen said:

 

Who said this is his best?

I only have what he posted to go by.

[RallyMo]

1 hour ago, Blarg said:

You misspelled efficacy. 

I didn't misspell it, but it's appropriate.

I accept it.

After all, who am I to argue the point of efficacy with a guy who edits the Bachelor(ette)?

[Taylor]

Don't worry. I heard Christianity will be illegal by the end of Hillary's presidency.

[Glen]

1 hour ago, Taylor said:

Don't worry. I heard Christianity will be illegal by the end of Hillary's presidency.

First they came and implemented Sharia Law and I didn't say anything because I'm not a Sharia. Then they came for my guns but I didn't say anything because I didn't own any guns. Then they came for the Christians and I didn't care because I'm not a Christian . 

FInally, they had an atheistic orgy with free abortions and sex changes for all, along with all the drugs you could ingest and plenty of safe spaces, and I had a great time . 

[Spirit]

I hope they come for me.  I could use a break. 

 

 

 

[AngelsLongBall]

3 hours ago, Glen said:

First they came and implemented Sharia Law and I didn't say anything because I'm not a Sharia. Then they came for my guns but I didn't say anything because I didn't own any guns. Then they came for the Christians and I didn't care because I'm not a Christian . 

FInally, they had an atheistic orgy with free abortions and sex changes for all, along with all the drugs you could ingest and plenty of safe spaces, and I had a great time . 

This reminds me of this old classic:

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and colas. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs??
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays